Charles M. Schulz, at least he got to the bloody point!
Shakespeare was probably the most uninteresting thing I ever had the displeasure of studying. It's such a load of utterly unreadable crap. The truth of this comes out when you translate it into modern English. It makes for a pretty boring long winded read. Having people ponce about in tights and makeup gives it style over very little substance.
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Scientologists love Narnia, there's plenty of closet space.