Hasselhoff Just Crushes The Rock

I like Dwayne Johnson and what he’s achieved with what tools he has; but I just watched Piranha 3DD with David Hasselhoff, complete with obvious face-lift, and the guy just KILLS Johnson in the role of Mitch. He’s more funny. He’s more self-effacing. He’s 20 years older than The Rock but his body only looks 5 years senior. I understand that Johnson is Box Office (mainly for morons), but The Hoff IS Baywatch. Plus, you know, he’s German. We rule.