Not touching this dumpster fire with a 10-mile pole

I used to watch Scooby-Doo as a kid, and like all kids, I eventually got bored with the same storyline shown over and over again. I sorta liked the first movie because it had actual ghosts and ghouls, and the villain was unexpected, versus what the cartoons usually showed.

All I had to do was hear about this disgusting fanfic Mindy Kaling made, and I'm avoiding it like the plague. This will go down like Seth Rogen's "Santa Inc." (which I also avoided) and be forgotten even faster. Mindy Kaling can take her gross vanity project and shove it where the sun don't shine.