Favourite lines from the movie?

"it's like a crime scene in my pants"

and

"YOU LOOK LIKE A PUMPKIN, B!TCH!"... basically every line in that scene

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"Sidecars are for b**ches"

my favorite part, hands down was at the very end of the movie when he tells her,
"You eat like a baby dinosaur" I saw the movie on Saturday and I still burst out laughing about it every so often. It was just hilarious to me.

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I was in a pretty full theater, and I was the only person that started laughing at the guy in the bar singing Jay Z - 99 problems. Also, the whole period mix scene was good, as well as the pumpkin scene. It had some pretty funny parts. Not a bad movie overall.

There are quite a few: "It's like a crime scene in my pants", "We're sluts Emma, we're dirty, dirty sluts!", "Bitch, you look like a pumpkin", "Hey remember me, you tried to finger me at camp?"

It had to be when Natalie Portman said to the girl: "You look like a pumpkin b*tch."



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Funny, going over all the lines listed by everyone, this movie is just not funny.

the funniest part to me was when he woke up in the apartment with the indian girl ...
but it was not that funny, and mostly cutesy.

these are like all lines that are rejects from other movies, or like lines in other movies.

they just kind of missed it. for example the confrontation between Adam and the
doctor that Emma worked with was kind of edgy, but it did not run. Staring with
the Prius jokes and he says "my dad didn't buy me my car: or something.

But it got silly when the guy was saying before he dated or knew Emma that she
was going to marry him - which did not lead anywhere - like the whole movie.

"You look like a pumpkin BITCH" will long-live as my favourite Natalie Portman line EVER!