What a Big FAT Waste of Time!

My God this was bad. Brendan Fraser plays a 500 lb beluga whale who sits at home jerking off to gay porn, and refusing to get health insurance even though his best friend takes his blood pressure and advises "You should go to the ER right now."

I usually would feel sympathy for a character like this, but its obvious Fraser's campaign people just wanted him to win the Oscar for best actor. Over the MORE BRILLIANT Austin Butler in Elvis. The latter, who put so much effort and engagement into becoming the most famous rock n roll legend of all time, will now loser to Fraser- who says his favorite book is Moby Dick. And has an annoying daughter.

Some of the other things that made no sense: he's a school teacher, but on Zoom he keeps his profile black. So you're big as fuck dude, who cares? You should OWN who you are and stop hiding it. Actually I take that back. BRO UR A FUCKING MONSTER!!! U just broke my fucking email with how heavy your ass cheeks just sat in your computer chair. And there's no way in hell you have over $100K to give to your daughter, if all you do is make part time computer money teaching about "The Whales of August." Or whatever he was doing.

Do yourself a favor. Go to your local aquarium if you want to see some similar performances to Fraser's work here.

FINAL GRADE: F FOR FATTTTTTTTTTTT

PS- Fraser demands the Bible guy tell him "Im Disgusting! SAY IT!" He does. I mean, what exactly was the point? Oh being honest. The ex wife is also terrible (Samantha Morton gives the only believable performance in the movie).