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One of the worst films Ive ever seen


Yeah I know, lots of film's boards on imdb have someone saying this. This is not a knee jerk opinion and I don't go around posting such an opinion. I even can be entertained by very sub par films.

But this is on a level of badness that I found really interesting. When you see a great film you sometimes want to see interviews or documentaries about its making. I would like to with this film. I would like to know the thought process of the people who can create something so utterly atrocious.

The acting in some cases was not bad - Caan, Crystal, not bad. Shockingly decent cast. I watched it because I was a big Little Britain fan, so I like Lucas. Seeing his gross body didn't freak me out, though him being in underwear the whole film made zero sense.

So much of the story made no sense, so much of the dialogue was just bizarre and lazy. No intrigue, no laughs, no drama, the worst effects you can imagine, no likable characters.

I can go on and on with an epic essay of why this was bad, but frankly I can't be bothered writing anymore. If my post keeps one person from wasting their time on this I have done my job. Or better yet, watch it, you will sit there in utter amazement and the incompetence of this film. It's a different style of entertainment.

For you people who liked this, there is something fundamentally wrong with you

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One of the worst comments on a film I've ever seen.
You do realize, that all movies cannot be done in the same boring Hollywood formula, do you? I guess we have two options here, either you haven't seen very many films, or you think that every time a movie differs from the "mainstream", it sucks.

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the worst reply to a post i've ever seen.

how do you know the guy hasnt seen any non mainstream movies? I have i studied film for 3 years. And this is the worse non mainstream film i have ever seen. And it comes at no surprise the script was written in 3 days.. You think its just bad luck that a film with with much talent completely flopped? There is such a thing a bad non mainstream film.. and this is it.

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Just because it's mainstream, it doesn't mean it's bad. Just like only because something "differs" doesn't automatically make it a masterpiece.

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This comment has been nominated for the worst reply ever.

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It's nice to see a well thought out 'worst movie ever' comment. Kudos to you sir.



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I wouldn't say it's the worst movie I've ever seen. Just trying watching "Killer Condom." That being said, I was surprised at how good Lucas' accent was at the beginning. The film had a few decent scenes but it fell apart by the end. Some of the characters were acted well enough but we didn't have enough time to actually care about what happened.

Did you find that Dolph Lundgren looked like an aged superman with slicked back black hair?

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I thought the film was decent, I think for me at least it depends on my mood and frame of mind when I watch this -- or any -- "black comedy."

But I could sympathize with your feelings and thought process until the last thing you said:

"For you people who liked this, there is something fundamentally wrong with you"

I would argue that there is something fundamentally wrong with you for saying that.

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