Lack of a hot girl


Being a popcorn action comedy, this movie lacks a hot girl desperately. Lead actress is far too dull to be in a movie like this.

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Ellie Kemper.

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oh my god, i legit cannot believe this is a discussion. seriously, i am getting genuinely pissed just thinking about the *beep* i read on the last 7 pages.
here i was, thinking the movie was hilarious, enjoying the pleasant surprise of it! not for one second did i go 'aw *beep* man, that scene would have been so much better had there been more ass in it'! and you're telling me, my stupid ass could have enjoyed this far more? it could have been the movie of the century, all but for this one fault, and i had the gall to not even notice it? it's because of my lack of a y chromosome, isn't it? this is some intriguing *beep* i tell you.
am i getting it straight though? in order for a movie to be attractive to men and mildly enjoyable, it needs to have a hot girl in it? i mean, at least one, is that the formula? and you know, she needs to be obviously hot, not like, cute hot, or preppy hot, or some eco-cute moar-made-up-adjectives-here chick trying to pass of as hot WHEN WE CAN TELL YOU AIN'T BITCH hot? geez casting, get your *beep* together.
jackasses.

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would you look at that amount of beep. beep you, beep you and all your beeps.

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zmjas is right.
this thread is disgusting!
a movie can't be enjoyable or ""perfect"" if it doesn't have an attractive girl in it?
not everyone is going to find the main girl hot but i'm glad she was just portrayed as average-y here because 1) she's a high school student 2) doesn't take away attention of other things.
also, i'd rather have a girl that looks average and can act than a 'hot' girl that can't eg. TRANSFORMERS

ever seen that?
megan fox, rosie-hunginton whatever can't act for their dear lives
they were just there for "hot girl" realness and annoys the beep out of me
because they're just.....there.....to look hot rather than be a character.

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Brie Larson was hot. So was Ellie Kemper.

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What's wrong with Brie Larson in it?

(Molly)

Sarah Silverman Is Magic

Amanda Bynes is hot, Lindsay Lohan is not

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I don't understand it when some people are 'upset' when there aren't extremely attractive/scantily-clad/nude girls in films. I mean, if you're that horny then just watch porn. "Oh noes, i didn't spot a single nipple, what a terrible film rofl".

If anything, it's *beep* distracting. You're trying to get into the storyline and then suddenly you see some cleavage and you urgently feel the need to milk the eel (in the cinema!!!) and you couldn't give a toss about how they're going to catch the terrorist or whatever the *beep* they're doing, you just seriously need to massage that porksword!.

That's how i view it. Keep the hot girls in porn, not films.

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It's like asking to keep martial arts only for Hong Kong movies, not for Hollywood.

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I have a big thing for Brie Larson so can't agree.

Also Ellie Kamper is hawt and hilarious.

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If you think that Brie Larson is unattractive, GET YOUR EYES CHECKED

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