How long did you managed to watch it ?

I bought this in the 2 for $5 bin at the local China Outlet Store (you knoW Who I'm talking about) thinking it was "2012." Took me maybe 5 minutes to disabuse me of that fact. I was reading a good book at the same time so it ran in the background (deep, deep background) so I caught maybe 10 minutes of the whole thing.

Sadly though, "2012" (another China Outlet Store bargain I picked up yesterday) wasn't a hell of a lot better.



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Posting here is like watching a Soviet Union-East Germany hockey game from the 1976 Olympics.

I actually really enjoyed...reading these posts. Like, a hundred times more than i enjoyed watching this horrible film!

Unfortunately i bought the DVD so felt i had to watch the whole thing. I think by the end you're supposed to feel all tranquil and...religious. Unfortunately all it left me feeling was really angry!

About 6 min...

Whole thing, but it still sucks ass.

The first time I got to the part where they find the gold cross in the Mayan temple, then I knew this was one of "those" movies and stopped in disgust.

But after reading all the IMDB comments & reviews, I decided to watch it again in a MST3K way, and it's so easy to make jokes at the movie's expense, like the scene where the guy's hanging over the lip of the chasm, with both him & the chick holding on to opposite ends of the gold cross. If I was that chick, I'd try to rip the cross up and let him fall, it's probably worth $75,000 from the gold value alone.

"No *beep* sh*t lady, do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" - John McClane

I remember cutting through scenes and putting it in fast forward.

All in all it was one of the most hilarious movies I have ever seen. You know, when a movie is so terrible it actually becomes funny and this happens especially when this is done unintentionally. I remember at least half of the actors' lines were just saying "ok, ok"...lol. I watched it with a friend and we laughed so hard! He got it from a friend of his who thought this was the 2012 original movie and watched it, and of course he was screwed! But I doubt it would be funny if I saw it alone. Horrible things in life you have to share :PP (just like beautiful)