...Instead of saying miles, you start saying "klicks"
...you start to say "OOrah" a hell of a lot more
...To get ur friends attention you say "Oye Suzayy"
...when you beat ur friends in anything competitive, you say "good nite"
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-Whenever you stare at something for a long time, you expect an Mi-28 to fly in front of you and block your vision
-Whenever you go to box something, you accompany the swipe with knife sounds.
-When you throw something, you roar: PROZAK GRENATA!!! in a heavily Russian tone.
-Whenever someone falls over, you hear the clink-cli-clink of a Martyrdom grenade.
-When you try to sneak up on someone, and they spot you, you say: But I had my UAV jammer on!
"Get busy living, or get busy dying. I don't give a sh!t"
When your wife asks you to put all the cups and dishes in the sink, but instead you throw everything in, one by one, yelling "FRAG OUT!" as you toss everything into shattering and explosive deaths.
"Freedom is never free"
You look for good places to plant claymores wherever you are.
You recognize COD4 guns when you watch tv, movies, etc.
I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
-Every time you take out your weapons in Mass Effect, you say in a brittish acent "Weapons free"
-While playing Mass Effect and your walking through a seeminly empty ship, you tell your teammates to stay frosty and to watch their six.
-Before you scarf down a Devil Dog, you tell it to watch its six.
-You can answer your history teacher's qustion about a intercontinental long range balistic missil thanks to CoD4. Very well. You then procide to go into detaul about the game and how Sergant Soap MacTavish save the day and the entire eastern seaboard of these United States.
I've done all of these. I don't know if that's bad or not.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
Whenever you walk close to someone, your left hand comes up in a swiping motion aimed at the other guy's neck.
share-While playing Medal of Honor:Airborne, when the Nazis are dropping stick grenades non stop, you say that they all have their martyrdom on.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
* When your friend gets a job opurtunity to work at the nearest McDonalds
You say: ''Ignore that load of bollocks!''
''TECHNOLOGY IS A LIE, SENT BY LIBERALS TO KILL US!''
- GTA IV, WKTT Talk Radio
-The only way that you'll talk to anybody is to people on X-Box live via headset.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
If you're finding good sniper spots in real life.
Having dreams you're in the game.
You say things like, "Planting Claymore", "Grenade!", and "We've taken the lead!" in a joking manner around your friends and everyone laughs, like it's an inside joke or something.
When wife threatens to leave you...
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
When you pass by an empty playground and suddenly hear children's voices in your head...especially a little girl saying "I love you, daddy"
"'Peace, love, dope!' NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
-You start shooting people in the head with hopes of getting that sweet red tiger camo for your AK-47
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
you know you've played to much cody when people in your friends list start sending you messages to stop playing it, lol my friends have been doing itto me a lot
"All must obey the mug, why, because i am the mug and i say so!"-Lord Infamus
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-You go around, looking for large piles of dead bodies to hide in so that you can shoot your unexpecting buddies in the face.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
Every time you start anything like a game or something you have to do like putting the bin out, you say "Let's do this!"
Every time you are out in places like Supermarkets, town centres or Train stations you always analyze whether it would make a good COD4 map.
you try enter a washroom from the roof
u shoot the guy leaving it
u want to call in a havoc after gaining several kills in a paintball game
ur local nerd hides himself in a barn, then u find him and ur dad ties him up, and starts to beat the *beep* out of him
You jump off tall buildings to attempt the 'base jump' challenge
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Whenever you see a laptop you grab it and run.
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You start dreaming about it. I knifed a Claymore, picked it up instead of it blowing up, and moved it somewhere else. So I had 4 total Claymores instead of 2. Also I was playing HC Search on Downpour by A.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
when ur in walmart and take a nerf vulcan and start"smokin em"
when ur in walmart after they banned u from it for life and u take a nerf CS-Longshot and start sniping old bald guys and armless freaks
when ur in ur house and throw playdo balls and yell GRENADE!
when u put on a ghillie suit to take a shower or get the newspaper
when u take a stick and get in ur ghille suit and "knife" the mail man
when u build a nuclear bunker in ur basement and hide there from the birds(hinds)
when u throw a dry ice bomb at a truck
when u light a jumbo roman candle to use as a mark 19
when you blow a whole inside of a plane u think has been hijacked and jump out for no reason with no parachute(OMG WTF??)
make exploding sounds when someone comes in ur door
when ur great great uncle is dying and you say" no im not gonna save his life with my money!!i need it to pay for xbox live so i can get to lvl 55 on call of duty 4, u dumb retard!"
eh, u get the idea
You're constantly thinking, "This would make a great game show."
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Any time you hear something click you freak out and try to dive behind a wall or run and jump really fast....Friggin claymores, they've ruined my life.
"Damn you ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me."
-As you're walking around, you rate places for their sniping potential.
-You start wearing a black hoodie and a gas mask, fully convinced that it will make you exactly like the S.A.S.
-You pull out a shotgun, then tell people that you like to keep it for close encounters.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
-As you're walking around, you rate places for their sniping potential
I think I might be worse. Oftentimes when I'm walking to and fro, I start think how much better it would be if I was in a gillie suit w/ a barrett 50. caliber sniper rifle, taking out the Op Four. Durring these moments, I realise that I strongly need a life.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
When you go to cook your fiancee dinner before she gets home from work and you're running out of time because you got started late and she's on her way home. So you're constantly watching the front door, unknowingly she parks in the driveway and comes in the back catching you off guard. Then that thought passes through your head... "Damn it!! Shoulda planted a claymore there."
Mission failed.
-When you start obsessing over what happened at the end of the game.(Did Soap make it? Was the Mile High mission a coma dream of sorts? WHY ARE PRICE AND GAZ W/ THE MARINES IN THE PICTURE?!?!?!!?!?)
-You nail Treyarch to a cross for not being nearly as good as Infinity Ward.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
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Ooops. Will fix that now. Now let's never speak of it again.-.-
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
When you cook dinner by holding it for about 3 or 4 seconds, then throwing it at the person you're cooking for.
sharewhenever someone falls or gets hit you yell out "tango down in section one alpha"
x-ray down, my favorite!
"Yes that IS a ruler in my pocket and YES I am happy to see you"
-The mere mention of the next CoD causes your head to explode in anticipation.
-You learn Arabic and Russian to better understand how to eliminate the in-game enemies.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
-You meed a soldier on the street and ask him what his K/D is. Once he replies "Infinity Dumbass" You immediatly ask to be his friend.
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