...Instead of saying miles, you start saying "klicks"
...you start to say "OOrah" a hell of a lot more
...To get ur friends attention you say "Oye Suzayy"
...when you beat ur friends in anything competitive, you say "good nite"
enjoy
* If someone enters unfamiliar places (buildings, etc.) you warn them to "Watch their six."
* Instead of saying "See you in a few" to friends you say "ETA 20 minutes."
* You constantly slink around, telling friends that you're "impossible to detect in your ghillie suit," regardless of area, terrain, climate or whether or not you're actually wearing a ghillie suit.
* Instead of saying "Goodbye" you say "[Last name] out."
Cheers,
Sango, Demon Slayer
When you go into an unfamiliar pub with a group of mates and insist they "watch your corners" or tell them to "stay frosty",it was the same when Aliens came out lol.
And when the inevitable violence erupts grab your nearest mate by the arm and shout "WE ARE LEAVING "!.
"Ok Mrs Lincoln,but apart from that did you enjoy the play ?"
..climbing into bed at night, you pretend your bed sheets are a ghillie suit, and lay down imagining yourself "going prone".
dogs are not friendly
you are skilled dog hunter
you kill people leaving the toilet on your flight
you chase people until they're up on the roof
you place claymores and c4s at your local theme park
you pull on huge doors to feel better
if there's a gas station near the river, you know a chopper's gonna come
you can find a lot of RPK, P90, and a javelin at bobby joe's farmhouse
you check corners
you throw flashbangs before entering your room
you have one minute to do a test
you say l-zee instead of LZ if you're commonwealth
you dont piss off people with weird names
you shoot old men with beard and no left arm in the head when they turn around to look at a helicopter
you shoot your friends because he's not carrying IR stroke, even if you cant see the signals
you dont throw things at your friends because they will die
when you're in the court and someone is approaching you say steady until he's close enough then you say fire and throw the basketball in his face
you can find rpg7s on church towers
you dont go to middle east anymore in case a nuke goes off
you miss cobra
and adding to the blanket one:
you "one shot one kill" your neighbor with a photo of him next to you. then you shoot the next car you see so it crashes, then you rappel out your house and started running to a swimming pool then to the nearest theme park while you plant claymores at doorways and next to cars
you shoot drunks or sleeping people and say last call, sleep tight
or like me when you live under a flightpath of an airport you dive for the nearest shelter every time there is a flyover.
shareHaha, I laughed my arse off when I read everyone's different ideas, especially anything involving a ghillie suit. Then I thought up a few more of my own.
* If someone asks too many favors of you and you don't like it, you simply dangle them off the ledge of a building.
* Immediately become suspicious of any semi-balding man in a blue jogging suit. (Because really, how often does that happen??)
* Constantly refer to your sarcastic friends as "cheeky bastards."
And my personal favorite, which actually happens when I hit my head hard enough...
* When you're hurt, your vision becomes a blurry, red and veiny view for a time.
"I'm gonna have to school ya both when we get back stateside." - SSgt. Griggs
Cheers
While watching my 3 year old daughter demolish a pear the other day i found myself saying "your fruit killing skills are remarkable"
We've also got a 'FNG' starting at work next week i must resist the temptation to ask him "How did a muppet like you pass selection".
"Ok Mrs Lincoln,but apart from that did you enjoy the play ?"
Some of these spots on here you guys wrote just makes me nod a bit but then i recall doing almost all of them while enlisted in the Marine Corp lol. So then I lose out on the humor. Kinda sucks when you live it n all.
BUT since Im not that blase to the world. I liked reading this thread.
The bedtime one made me laugh and the 3 year old eating a pear was excellent lol.
Did that to my buddy the other night when he was eating orange wedges.
"Shumwei your fruit killing skills are remarkable." -me
"Shutup with ur Call of Crack crap." - Shumwei
Dean: Can I kill her?
Sam: Not in public.
*you scream and run away whenever you hear a dog barking
*you accidently snap your dog's neck when he/she jumps on you
*when youre driving on a highway in a packed car and when a helicopter flies nearby you yell to the backseaters "take a RPG and fire on that Hind!"
*you get the urge to crawl under a column of trucks
*a door opens slowly and you yell "YOU GOTTA BE S****** ME!"
*you burst out singing the song at the end of the credits
Everytime you arrive anywhere u scream : "SET UP THE BLOCKING POSITIONS!!!"
You refer to u and ur buddies as a "chalk"
You refuse to go anywhere without AC130 gunship supervision
Everytime u play football, you remind the QB to take into account variable winds speeds and to watch out for the Corriolis Effect
Whenever there's a crunchin tackle in rugby training I turn to my mate, whose a COD addict too, and say 'good shot, blood loss and shock should take care of the rest...'
I've also used the, 'WE ARE LEAVING' line afew times, in training and whilst helping my mates off the floor... not that I regularly knock my mates over or anything...
If Little Red Riding Hood shows up with a bazooka an a bad attitude I expect you to chin the bitch
ive played so much that when i turn off my console i still hear the sound of grenades dropping.....n UAV is online
shareYES! That damn "clink-cli-clink" of a grenade dropping... I HEAR IT CONSTANTLY! At work, driving, trying to sleep!!!! AAARGH!
And after playing the multiplayer online for a billion hours, I started yelling out whatever the heck the Spetsnaz yell out occasionally. I do this now on my own, into my headset, no matter which group my character is at the moment. I do it at work (and a few others play COD4, so it's not completely wasted...).
But...You know you've played too much COD4 when...
...you constantly crave owning a real FN P90, and try to find out how to own one, even up to and including inquiring this information from actual police officers...
KNIGHT of the IMDBSEX
http://www.myspace.com/kenclifford
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When you're driving along and you notice the petrol gauge is getting a bit low you tell the wife that 'we're at bingo fuel'.
you never leave anywhere, instead you 'bug out'.
And you really want to own an M16 that fires 3 shot bursts that's equiped with silencer,reflex sights and a grenade launcher even tho here in the UK it's ever so slightly illegal lol.
"Ok Mrs Lincoln,but apart from that did you enjoy the play ?"
someone throws somthin at u , and u yell GRANADAAAA
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If someone tells you that you have to go back down a hill when you busted your ass getting up the hill, you immediately think he is taking a piss
If every time you see a watermelon you want to knife it
When a terrorists son is in a blue track outfit, the worst he can do is kill himself to piss his dad off.
If 4-5 guys are shooting you from a high place, call the nearest helicopter to shoot the *beep* out of them.
If a one armed man with two guards shoots all your friends you must unload a round on him. The guards wont notice him dying.
If your at your mates house and his dog jumps on you, you accidently break its neck, then try to explain you had to hit the right stick at the exact moment.
If Little Red Riding Hood shows up with a bazooka an a bad attitude I expect you to chin the bitch
Before you start anything important, you say: "Let's do this"
"Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows it?"
You insist on a "five meter spread" when walking with friends.
Yeah, I do that, but I also insist on an accompanying tank or 2...
COD4/PS3 - [JEDI]kenclifford
http://www.myspace.com/kenclifford
*You develop a Scottish accent and hide in bushes.
*You see quotes as you faint.
*You yell "Hot Damn!" whenever you see something impressive.
*You shun all Shirleys.
*You get three kills in a row on Halo and yell over the microphone "Our UAV is online!"
*Dr. Evil reminds you of Imran Zakhaev.
*You legally change your name to Soap.
*You yell "THIS IS CALL OF DUTY COUNTRY!" and kick Leonidas in the balls.
*You hear stealthy music in your head as you sneak around your workplace.
You see a group of army cadets and wonder what direction your airstrikes comin in at
[/b]My name is Hakmed, and im a terrorist[/b]
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When your friend tries to do somthing good, "Well that was better, but it's not hard to improve upon garbage."
When you and your friends are giving each other a hard time, "Woah, woah, you're firing on frindlies."
When someone is mad, "I bet he's pissed. Nice truck. No he's scared sh!tless"
When I am late for somthing, " we've got to get the extraction point."
When an airplane flys over, "we've got an airstrike in-bound. ETA 4 minutes."
Anytime, "You are not clear to fire on the church." Or on the highway while experiencing road rage, " You are not clear to fire on the vehicle."
I have used check your corners before.
When your in the military sitting on a rigged out couch infront of 3 wall lockers and playing CoD4 together and quoting the inside lines and Oo Rahin the game every chance you get. N barking at the screen when you snipe that S.O.B on Veteran.
You know you done it with ur fellow Devils Dogs. I have. its fun.
Lovin my BeanRainbow 1 post at a time.
You start seeing grenade warning icons whenever you close your eyes. And in the shower. Hmmmm...
My body...is trying to die.
-Caboose
I understand the Oo Rahin but barking at the screen? Rofl wtf
"God be with you, Frank."
"Sometimes I'd like to get my hands on God."
OMG! I am sooooooooo guilty of some of these things! I need to give it a rest!
*I speak Pikey!* "D'ya like dags?" 'Snatch.'
when someone goes into a room you say watch your six devil dog
when your friend shoots some1 in the head and u say macmillan would be proud
when your friend slides you a handgun and you immediatly shoot a bald one armed man in grey overcoat
When you walk into a room with your friends you say friendlies comin out
When you are told to turn off a tv/radio and you say rodger i got somethin better anyway and start playing rap
when ever you see a bird pass by or any kind of flying object you yell out "GRENADA!!!" and then proceed to tackle your mate to the floor from the incoming nothingness.
shareWhen you play any other console game and expect your 'martyrdom' to kick in when you die.
shareme and my mate were sitting in class and the class was just messing about like crazy and as the teacher walked in a pencil that my friend intended to throw at someone hit the teacher in the head. when asked how the teacher new it was him another guy shouted in a distinctly arab voice"your UAV was online"
Classic
thats great looks like ur mate called in an airstrike, but missed
shareWhenever you go out in public, you wear your homemeade ghillie suit, and hide in the planters in the mall.
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CoD4/360 [DWGS]AvsFreak1
Death Wears a Ghillie Suitshare
Throw a pencil at school really far and say in an arab voice: GRANADAA!
Jump a million times!
when your standing on a balcony and you see someone walking below you think to pull out your sniper rifle... and half expect one to pop up...
i really did that and it was really wierd...
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!!!!
-When you go into any bulding(regardless if it is still in use or not) you go to the top floor and stake out and not move for over 24 hours waiting for the target to come and buy some spent fuel rods.
-When you meet someone for the first time you say to them "What the hell kind of name is *insert person's name here*
-When you are in a seeminly empty bulding looking for someone, you tell everyone to stay frosty.
-Whenever someone gives you bad information about where someone is you allways say "Score one for military intel."
-When something happens that is unexpeted and bad you yell "Sh!t! What the hell happened?!"
-Upon finding out where someone is going you say it's Christmas for the bad guys.
-You call every person a useless wanker.
-You start calling your van War Pig
-Whenever you are trying to get somewhere, you have to get there ASAP.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
- You start talking like a british guy.(applys only to non-british people)
- You start talking like a U.S. Marine (applys only to non-US Marines)
- You grow mutton chops.
- You carry around the plot of the game with you.(gulity)
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
everytime a game of headquarter starts you know exactly what to say and when to say it in whatever accent it applies to.
Same at the end 'come on guys we just got our arse's kicked'
- You start having frequent dreams about the game.
- You start to cry when you see or hear someone say Soap, Gaz, Price, Vazquez, or Jackson.
- You walk around with a broom handle and say it's your sniper rifle and you run around searching for "other snipers" in the bulidings around you.
"Greetings! This is not God, but his close friend, Officer Boscorelli. Please pull over."- Bosco
granada is not arab..its russian you imbecile
share-Increased use of the word "oy"
-you start talking with a scotish accent
-when you get your BB gun and crawl around your back yard sniping out tangos(little neighbor kids)
-you start kicking open doors alot
heros never die.# 3 for life.
-at home or school you hear a loud noise and immediatley respond by "grabing some wall" or "pavement"
Summer 2009...The War Begins
you say "let's do this" in a funky british accent before starting any project, whether it's getting gas, cutting the grass, or cleaning the garage.
then when you're finished, you say "hooooooaaahhhhh!!!" if it was successful, and if you failed say "we just got our asses kicked!!"
"What's the point of growing up if you can't act childish?" -Tom Bakershare
Lol, when I beat my friends I say "Sleep Tight, Don't let the Bed Bugs bite"
"Get busy living, or get busy dying. I don't give a sh!t"