Favorite lines/quotes from Leverage
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Hardison: "Somebody's gotta fight the injured"
shareNate: "I've got a 21 yr old genius with no respect for authority. You didn't stand a change"
Shawn: I solve a case every week and usually one around Christmas
Eliot "How was I suppose to know it was a lesbian bar" While holding an ice pack on his eye!
And the look on Eliot's face when all he has do is sit on the park bench and do that scary thing with his eyes!
I love the Juror Job when Sophie is trying to teach Parker how to be persuasive.
Elliot: I love apples
Parker: Good for you Skippy
Then Elliot takes a bite of the apple.
Parker: I put a razor blade in that apple!!
That scene was so funny!
I have soooo many, and they're 90% Eliot. The one that just now came to mind was after Damien Moreau pushed Hardison into the pool, handcuffed to the chair. Trapped underwater and running out of oxygen, he releases the pneumatic air pressure. Afterward, when he and Eliot are leaving, he's grilling Eliot about why he didn't save him. He says something like "it better be because you knew I was going to release the air from the pneumatic, which bought me extra time," and Eliot snarls "yeah, Hardison, it was because I knew you were going to suck air from a chair!"
Hahahaha! Oh, that gets me every time! I always rewind and rewatch that scene like 4 times!
For a non-Eliot funny quote, the first one that came to mind is also to Hardison. When he's explaining how he did something, Nate interrupts and goes "Can we skip over the 'behold my genius' part?" That always cracks me up too!
Man, I love this show.
With Hardison, often the hilarity is as much in the delivery as it is in the line itself. From "The Long Way Down Job":
Sophie: Just how dangerous is this gig you took without checking with us first?
Nate: Yeah, eh...
Alec: Ridiculously dangerous. It's like a danger cupcake with murder icing.
The Office Job
Someone throws Hardison off the roof and Eliot pulls him up.
Eliot: Nobody throws Hardison off a roof...Except maybe me.
The Beantown Bailout: They're all talking about what they had been doing.
Hardison: I hacked into the Pentagon. We are doing some hinky stuff in Pakistan. Hinky"
Sophie: How about you. What did you do?
Elliot:....Um... I was in Pakistan"
"...her HOO HA! Her HOO HA, Sir!"
From The K Street Job, in a langourously irate southern accent.
I'm issuing a restraining order: Religion must stay 500 yards away from Science at all times!!
I LOVE Sophie's "Hoo Ha" quote and accent on that!!
From the 12 Step Job:
Eliot Spencer: Nice job, blowing out the engine block.
Alec Hardison: I was aiming for his leg.
Eliot Spencer: Give me the gun, Hardison!
That one just makes me laugh every time
"I count myself blessed, and take my miracle."
"Ah, but there was no miracle."
"Nate, five thieves saved my church..."
From The Miracle Job.
I never watched this show when it was broadcast, but am loving it now.
I'm issuing a restraining order: Religion must stay 500 yards away from Science at all times!!
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PARKER: I don't think I'm being weird enough.
NATE: Somehow I doubt that.
And in The Fairy Godparents Job
SOPHIE: [to Nate] I can't talk to you with that dead cat on your head.
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"After 2 yrs in Washington, I long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood."---Fred Thompson
Alec Hardison: The cakemaker of Keiv could whoop all our asses. This is the *butcher*.
That's what we need - ridiculous odds, and just a speck of hope that someday, we'll beat it