too many dumb super hero movies

And look at it go. It is doing its kewl contrarian thing all over, huh? So edgy and groundbreaking. Those like it apparently are forced to watch them, hate-watch them, they’ll complain about them regardless because these films upset their petty existence.


Oh…. Breaking news!: something negative and totally original has been said about a dominate form of CINEMA today. Can ya guess what it is? Yup, the boomer xoomer/90’s boomer-approved hater bs. Yawn! But, hey, let’s pretend it’s something actually super duper original and courageous! Whoa…. you are bold, son! We can totally use more of this superhero hater stuff in these circles! You show those many, many dumb superhero fans what’s what! Sure you’ll only impress yer fellow petty haters in the minority in doing so, but y’all still the kewl big boy kind!


With that said…… HAHA!.


Well ok then. Obvs trolls aside, many would agree with such brave anti-superhero statements. But the good thing is: what yer kewl geriatric gatekeeping pompous self believes in, well…. the less miserable majority doesn’t. Ya dig? Clearly these cinematic home runs that yer kewl kind is above of aren’t going anywhere anytime soon. So yeah, you’ll just keep whining about them for years and years to come cuz that’s the way for you. “Toby” the real Spidey? Hehehe. Oh, dat originality by the “superior” film dweebs who live to complain. Super hardcore.