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Announcement

posted 2 months ago by DarkMinister666 (50)
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I work for Disney, and am happy to announce that we just signed Meg Ryan to play Blade in the reboot. Halle Berry will also be playing Deacon Frost, and we're trying to find some Asians that work cheap to play her underlings. If Bruce Willis wasn't retarded now he was going to voice Blade's dildo, but we're thinking we are going to replace him with Wendy Williams as long as she isn't bug eyed and retarded too.

We really hope all you enjoy Blade:Disney Realized that there are People of Colors and Stuff coming your way soon

[–] mechajutaro (2788) 2 months ago

"....and we're trying to find some Asians that work cheap to play her underlings"

They've grown cocksure ever since Drew Yang became a presence in national politics, Fresh Off The Boat became a venerated series, and EAAO cleaned up at The Academy Awards. So much so, that they're defying the natural order of things, by no longer accepting peanuts in exchange for their hard labor

Recruiting the few Central American kids who got across the border without ending up in cages, and who are now barely scraping by on the streets of LA and Chicago, is a far wiser investment

[–] DoctorThirteen (10253) 2 months ago

Thanks for the update!