100 things I learned from Eagle Eye
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"zOMG! LAWL ur a n00b! I hackz0r u."
100whatever? ATM's will make it rain 20's everytime you withdraw more than the $500 daily limit.
100x Drones can destroy an entire village of the enemy, but aren't worth using on the president.
That comment about Billy Beer Thorton was awesome!
159. If your going to steal the plot device and HAL from 2001 A Space Odyssey, you have to name one of your characters "Bowman".
share160 You can drop from a height of several stories into a random pile of garbage and not be impaled on anything. Or break any limbs on hard stuff among the trash. In fact, you can just chill on the pile of trash bags as if they're bean bag chairs.
No two persons ever watch the same movie.share
161. Having a name like "Thor" or "Valhalla" is always a good idea.
162. Code "3" is also good. Not as good as code blue, but pretty good.
163. The FBI don't check on where big packages come from when they get shipped to a suspect's apartment (or question who told them about the suspect)
Sorry if these are repeats... I left after 10 minutes and it's 10 minutes I want back ...
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Apart from that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?
164 A supercomputer can remotely unlock security doors but cant remotely jam them eo the other guys cant get through
share165. Jerry is completely unnecessary for the plan to take shape, and in the end is one of those who manages to shut down the assassination plot. The involvement of him only manages to slow down the plan taking place, as Aria somehow finds it necessary to involve the FBI, who do nothing but hinder Rachel's objectives. Planting fertiliser and other terrorist necessities in Jerry's apartment do nothing to motivate Jerry to carry out Aria's plan of action. Aria could have motivated Jerry by way of getting a loved one kidnapped, as was Rachel's motivation. In fact, all it does is allow the FBI to investigate in depth the whole racket.
166. A supercomputer is so obsessed with the constitution that it has to do a fancy multimedia presentation highlighting words for effect. Plus, it needs to dub its voice with children speaking in unison to try and manipulate the emotional strings of a person under duress to carry out its wishes.
167. 51% probability that the random bearded guy in your bomb sights is the bearded guy you're looking for? Bombs away!
168. If your plot to assassinate the President is goofier than anything in all 8 seasons of "24", it's time to think of a new plot.
169. You can survive being electrocuted after stabbing a supercomputer with a metal bar even know you're soaked in water.
170. Shia LaBoeuf is a magnet for corrupt computers and corrupt machinery. I,Robot anyone?
171. You better be looking at Billy Bob Thornton like he's the g***amn suspect or you'll be demoted to something that requires picking up sh*t with your hands.
172. Rosario Dawson & Michelle Monaghan are HOT!!
173. Michelle Monaghan is involved in somewhat of an impossible mission.
174. Weird how Shia was attracted to Michelle M. when she was a demon in Constantine and he's attracted to her in this film and he STILL doesn't get to be with her, kiss on the cheek is all he gets, poor guy LOL
175. Shia LaBoeuf NEVER has a good day out, serial killers, corrupt robots, corrupt computers, giant alien robots, corrupt businessman, evil demons etc. Yeah, he can't catch a break.
176. A supercomputer can kill a guy with a truck but it needs an elaborate scheme to kill the President, ironically enough, also used in Get Smart, just not with the President.
177. Billy Bob Thornton should've followed what Bruce Willis did in Live Free or Die Hard and taken out the plane that way.
178. There were many boxes in Junior Pinhead's apartment.
179. Being that Jerry's dad is the villain from Die Hard 2, that would've explained alot.
180. Another Shia film with a computer that tries to use any means to kill the main character in a tunnel, he was probably uncredited in Live Free or Die Hard LOL!
We need to keep this thread alive, so much fun!
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.