Okay haters, put your money where your mouth is. I DARE YOU!

It is oh-SO-cliched and oh-so-easy to hate on Mr. Bay, and though I have been a fan of Transformers since I was a kid AND happen to like this admittedly less-than-perfect movie, I would like all the HATERS and TROLLS out there to put their money where their mouths are and tell us fans:

1) How would YOU in all your unrecognised directorial brilliance have made TF2 had Mr. Spielberg come to YOU? and:

2) What would YOU have written that could possibly have appeased the:

a) KIDS to which Hasbro was aiming their new toyline at;

b) The slightly 'bigger kids' who grew up with Armada and Beast Wars;

c) Us 'biggest kids' with our nostalgia for all things 'G1-related' and;

d) Those movie-goers that were hoping for something a little more adult and edgy, like Batman Begins was?


Well COME ONE HATERS!!! What have you got in mind that wasn't realised on the big screen BUT could have pleased EVERYONE?!

One rule to your replies - you can't replace any actor. Megan Fox IS Mikaela, Shia LeBeouf IS Sam. You can't play switcheroo and have your favourite pin-up of the moment take Megan Fox's place, nor is Edward the vampire invited to assume Sam's character.

Fellow fans are welcome to reply too of course.