Some Things I Learned From 'Repo Men'

1) If your spouse wants you to change jobs, you better or she/he will not care if you die.

2) If you're in a bad financial situation your BFF will not help you even if it means you'll die.

3) If you work with your BFF, you can't be friends anymore if you change jobs.

4) If you get hurt on the job your employer is not responsible for you in any way.

5) In the future there will be no media or medical ethics oversight.

6) Getting a couple months of interest payments from selling a product you know no one can afford and then murdering them for it is a good business model.

7) If you have guns available to you and people are trying to kill you, don't use them because a hacksaw and hammer are more effective and the bad guys will only come at you one at a time anyway.

8) Always pay your bills.

I'm sure I "learned" more, but killed so many brain cells watching this piece of garbage that I cannot recall it.
Please feel free to add your own "Repo Men" life lessons...