Funniest scene? (spoilers)


Anyone else think that the scene with the music playing and the guy being tazered is the funniest one of the film?

"My word is my mother-ucking bond!"
"Turn the music off."
"My word is my mother-ucking bond!"
"Turn it off or I'll come in there."
"Come in here and suck my c-ck, pig! My word is my mother -ucking bond!!!"

Lol.
It just kept going and going!

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"You got a trackin' number *beep*

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I peed a little when he swan dove into the dumpster and missed.

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YES! THAT was the funniest line of the ENTIRE film.
I almost died laughing from that tracking number line.

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Yep, for dark comedy it would have to be the scene where they're dancing in the cell, guards are yelling, Cleavon yelling and cussing, guards thundering by the cell...

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so many funny scenes, especially the one the OP posted,

i really laughed alot at the screecher haha, he just cracked me up

"Damn I'm Turning Human Again, If I Don't Get Outta This Body Soon I'm Screwed!"

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yeah, the faceplant into the cement was funny
i also laughed when phillip slapped steven after he thought he was dead

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The "you're adopted" scene cracked me up....and also the scene where he goes to his real mother's house and takes her "Welcome" mat because it's a "lie." I laughed my ass off. :)

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There was a actually silly scene that made me laugh a lot.

When Phillip was eating chocolates, and reading the messages that came inside, all emotional, the he picks up one with something like "a smile is a flower in your face" written inside, so he looks disgusted at the paper, and spit out the chocolate

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Priceless scene! Made me laugh out loud.

And didn't Philip said he was diabethic? Why was he eating chocolates, then? LOL

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I also loved seeing Phillip eat those Dove chocolates, haha.

And the scene where Steven moves into the same cell as Phillip.

Phillip: [amazed] "oh my god. how did you do this?"
Steven: "I know a guy. He took care of it. I'm going to take care of everything." [touches Phillip's face]
Phillip: [melts]
[pause]
Phillip: Enough romance. Let's *beep*.

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I loved "Enough romance. Let's *beep* I busted out laughing at how unexpected it was. Ewan McGregor was so adorable in this movie.

"God said, Let there be light. I said, Say please." - JZB

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