What a whiney mopey ass.

"Will I ever laugh again?"

Are you serious? No Carrie. You will never laugh again. Ever. Go sleep for a fucking year, because no one in the history of the world has ever had their heart broken. Just you. The world has ended for you. You will never recover. End it.

Seriously, how it god's name was she surprised??? Did she really believe his proposal? The previous ten years of her diva shit life were spent learning about Big and his commitment shit issues. Did she think some common sense fairy beat him over the head with a commitment wand?

I've never liked her. Although I did enjoy her victory in Seabiscuit.