Best quotes/excerpts! BOOKS TOO!

So many things! Especially from the books :P

*in re Georgia's eyebrows* Jas: You look like a Klingon.

Everything Dave says, esp. The bitches are my bitches, bonsoir it is he and who's the Vati.

Herr Kaymer and the cloth to keep his balls still.

Rosie and her beard and pipe.

Dancing Bean!

You didn't have to send a plague of tadpoles into my pantaloonies.

Big great curved yellow thing, no not a banana, although that would've been good.

The Viking wedding

The Kochs, the shoe-feet, the red bottomosity.

I just love these books :D i9 years old and I love them even more :P

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I fell in love with him the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.
-TFiOS

from "Away Laughing on a fast Camel" page 52, (i always crack up when reading this part!)
Ellen calls Georgia:
Ellen: "Georgia, its me, i was, you know...for the party. Well, do you...think I...well, if you were me, would you or would you just kind of, you know... or not?

Georgia narrates: What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set is she on about?

xD!!!