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Men from the 50's couldn't last 15 seconds!!!??


seriously, wtf?
April gets banged twice in this movie, and no one lasted 15 seconds...

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I've always thought sex in movies lasted for an absurdly short amount of time. There must be a time threshold the MPAA has set up for on-screen sex.

"I don't want Fop, Goddammit! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"

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OP must not be married. Once ur married, you just wanna get it over with. Lol



i hope you choke on your bacardi & coke!
*Team Landa*

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I was thinking the same thing!! It had barely started and then all of a sudden it was over haha. I felt bad for April! (even though she's a selfish cow =[)

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I blame online porn. Now if im not watching 3 movies at the same time, one with a big breasted Japanese whore getting gang banged, another with a white wife taking it DP by two black guys and another with a cheerleader getting deep throated by a midget in a clown outfit in a blockbuster video,while getting my slong sucked by my gf, there is no way in hell I can cum. Damn you to hell Youporn.



Like Matrix, I fight for love.

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Make sure you're saving those videos, Blockbuster Video stores won't be around forever

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Hilarious that this thread has so many pages, LOL! Great post!

The thing is men today cant probably last longer than 5 minutes. In average it takes a man 4 minutes to climax, while for a woman it takes 14. Quite a difference. However with practice you can last longer, so its just about practice...


About the scene in the movie between April and Frank, yes it was short but incredibly hot. The way they both climax is amazing.

I think this scene may have a part in Kate's and Sam's divorce, it was just to intense.

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Yes short but sweet. I would have done the same in his position.

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LMAO WHAT?!

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You're all class, aren't you, Pvt Joker? Well, if we take away the "cl" part, and add a hole.....





"Careful, man! There's a beverage, here."

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my spouse can only last 5 minutes
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I HAVE BAD SPELLING GRAMMAR AND PUNTUATION PROBLEMS?

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That was an artistic decision. Filming people having sex for 15, 20 or 45 minutes would make this a porno.

There are no problems that cannot be solved with a can of brake clean and a lighter

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Heterosexual men are terrible at sex unless a woman has taught them how.
They think they're great at it, but they're tragically, hopelessly useless in bed.
And the only way they can ease their humiliation is to blame the woman because she doesn't instantly climax from three seconds of awkward poking and groping.

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Heterosexual men are terrible at sex unless a woman has taught them how.


There are so many ways to go with this. Where to start?

Every heterosexual man who is terrible at sex and then becomes less terrible only gets there because of a woman. Whether it's due to the woman "teaching" him or due to merely practice is another question. Not every woman understands her own anatomy, let alone her sexuality.

I have no idea if the randomly selected homosexual man can satisfy a woman more than the randomly selected heterosexual man can (assuming we're talking strictly about the physical coitus et al.)

If we're arguing whether a bisexual man can satisfy a woman more, that's a whole nother ball of wax. A man who is bisexual is almost necessarily more "evolved" than the randomly selected heterosexual man. Therefore, the comparison needs to be between the randomly selected bisexual man and the randomly selected heterosexual man who is also completely comfortable with sexuality.

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It seems everyone is an expert about what sex was like in the 1950s now. I am sure we all have talked to 100s of people who lived during the 50s about their sex lives.

Hows the pie?

Sooo good.

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LMAO. Yeah those bits were really hilarious. Maybe Mendes was really uncomfortable watching his wife doing simulated sex with other men and decided to do it as quickly as possible?

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Or maybe the bloke was thinking about Rebecca Hall?

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