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Things I've learned from this movie.

posted 16 years ago by UltraBaron7
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Just saw this movie, and learned quite a lot.

I was impressed by the cameoes of Gandalf/Obi Wan Kenobi and the Terminator!

The things I learned:

1: Guests on a starship will have unrestricted access to the whole ship.

2: If you're the captain of a starship, which is under internal attack - the wisest course of action is to abandon your role as captain, and go all rambo on the enemy.

3: If bullets won't work, a knife or your fists surely will.

4. Firing thousands of machinegun rounds in confined spaces with hard surfaces will not result in any ricochettes whatsoever.

5: Replicators are built out of lego blocks.

Anybody has anything else to add?

[–] Dachunde 16 years ago

1.)Only James Cameron should be allowed to deal with robot influenced human-looking, cybernetic killing machines.
2.)The writers really DO pluck crap out of thin air.
3.)Plot strand B should be something interesting that adds to the story/suspense…not wanky retreads of an already defeated villain.
4.)When all is said and done, the Ori were never really all that.
5.)If you are female and in the United States Airforce you are required to sport a ponytail after childbirth & noone will question it.
6.)Cliches are clichés because they are B A D - Not because they bring anything to the table.
7.)A box with a shaft of light popping out of it…are you kidding me?
8.)Making the wrap-up film for a 10 year old show with a rabid fanbase, noone thought about making it longer than 80 pikey ass minutes long.
9.)The writers clearly have no affection for the show.

Oh God. Did you eat all this acid?
That's right! M U S I C!!