Dumbest line ever... - Ice Spiders (2007) Discussion

[–] Pommy380 17 years ago

lol THANK YOU! if you notice in the beginning of the movie everyone says they have no reception yet that hunter in the spider web receives a phone call...

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[–] Nogerelli 17 years ago

That's right. And the Spiderologist looking at her laptop and saying "Oh, they accelerated the growth rate." Well D'uh. Wasn't she involved with this research? How come she has no idea what is going on?

And that blond ski chick, looking at the spider and saying "what is it??"

And when that guy asked why Muldoon is taking charge, he should have said: "I fought big bugs before."

You know, I'm rooting for the spiders.

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[–] melody4572 17 years ago

"You know, I'm rooting for the spiders. "

I spit my pop out on that one

I'm not a stalker, I'm just curious...by the way your out of milk.

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[–] suzycreamcheese1 14 years ago

actually, it would be "you're".

RIP Heath Ledger 1979-2008

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[–] expos_panthersdude 17 years ago

''And when that guy asked why Muldoon is taking charge, he should have said: "I fought big bugs before." ''

Heh, is that a wink at Starship Troopers or him taking on the spiders in this film?

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[–] sexiidancergiirl 17 years ago

I would have to say the worst is when Pat kills the spider on the couch, then looks at the Doc and says "Hey Doc... Nice Rack." PUH-LEASE!!!! They should so make fun of it on Talk Soup

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[–] sachab28 17 years ago

Ok there were some great dumb lines, but what was the SEXIEST LINE?
I'll say this one is:

“I COULD SHOW YOU MY SCARS.”

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[–] OC47150 17 years ago

The 'nice rack' and 'scars' lines were pretty bad.

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[–] I_LUV_RE 16 years ago

Shark Attack 3 : Megaladon

Yah but im really wired, whatdya say i take ya home and eat your pu**y...
lmao classic line for the history books... youll love this, my friends and i have seen all the listed movies together
1. Ice Spiders
2. Shark Attack 1,2,3
3. Python 1,2
4. Boa
5. Boa vs Python
6. Crocodile 1,2
7. Flight of the Living Dead
8. Its Alive 1,2,3
9. Snakes on a Train.
10. Leprechaun 1,2,3,4,5
11. Frankenfish
12. Black Sheep
13. Night of the Living Dead 3D
etc....
yah, my friends and i... have no life lol
but i think its safe to say weve pretty much seen almost every bad movie ever made, although the two final favorites id have to say would have to be
-Jesus Christ : Vampire Hunter
-Enter Zombie King
and just for the hell of it
-Graveyard Alive : Zombie Nurse in Love lol

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[–] wiredhawk_11 16 years ago

I can't remember where it was, but when one of the guys said "They're not supposed to be that big!" I burst out laughing.

Pete Townshend has magic fingers

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[–] nosurprises03 16 years ago

deer antlers are referred to as racks

shhh...you had me at balls.

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[–] riftsteel 16 years ago

The whole "wasn't your victory TAINTED by your rival coming in second" line made me lol.

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[–] nightlife609 16 years ago

haha Dash goes "When does this non-disclosure calvary show up?"
haha is that even a word? I believe he meant cavalry.
We had many a laugh during this one, Keep up the good work Sci-Fi!

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[–] suzycreamcheese1 16 years ago

Absolutely! Instead of ripping up the web trying to help him, she expects him to discuss what's going on as though he has all the time in the world!

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[–] bluefang1 15 years ago

My vote would have to be the random guy who runs into the building and yells "Run! THEY'RE KILLING EVERYONE!!!!" Then he proceeds to run back outside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rj5P36028Q

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[–] Memmons-2 15 years ago

how about "Is he alive?" "I don't know check his pulse."
or
"They're all the same." despite the fact that they're all clearly multi colored.

and why the hell would someone use a black widow to make giant spiders?

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[–] zimbabwebob 15 years ago

"this is so not cool"

the long haired ski bum when the phone doesn't work

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[–] brettjtalley 15 years ago

How about how they made them big by force feeding them and giving them steroids which accelerated their growth more than "genetic manipulation ever would." Yeah, cause all you have to do to make really big spiders is administer the cream and the clear.

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[–] LegalMinn 15 years ago

Best line:

April: "That's classified information. Need-to-know basis only."
Dash: "There's dead people outside. I think I need to know."

At least this got a good laugh outta me. That and the spiders jumping out of the snow and taking down skiers as they went by.

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[–] lonetree_rocs 14 years ago

Favorite line is by the head scientist guy. "This is most unfortunate."

Also if you like bad movies, my friends and i started a bad movie review site. www.terriflx.com, we just started up so there arent that many movies reviewed yet.

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