51. When driving down the road frantically trying to reach your possibly dead, possibly alive girlfriend, you shouldn't find it weird that an ambulance disappears right before your eyes while it drives past you, and instead should just focus on aforementioned frantic driving.
50. That even though your hair is dyed when you are "dead", it'll magically change back to red when you are back in your coffin.
49. That it is completely appropriate and professional for a mortician to spell Taylor as "Tailor" on the phone.
48. There seems to be no consequences from backhanding a kid talking about your presumed dead fiance.
47. That like all female protagonists in horror films, even the possibly dead ones will run upstairs when in a panic instead of breaking windows and trying to climb out. ***NOTE: (I will give her points for finding a phone upstairs though, BUT she lost them by not calling 911 first...derrrp).***
46. Females will not show any discomfort in a morgue environment that is slowly being cooled while they romp around nude. That's right, no goosebumps, shivers, fetal positions on tables to get warm.... NOTHING.
45. That when your eyes are clearly moving back and forth behind your eyelids during your funeral, your mother nor fiance will notice, and that if they DO notice something, will not double check. (hey Paul, you COULD of easily suggested a double check by pretending you wanted to sniff her hair or kiss her forehead or some equally lovey-dovey, boyfriend type gesture and by that time, she'd of been able to say "dude, this hydronium bromide is totally wearing off now").
Not bad for only seeing it once by chance.
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