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For the Christ deniers.

posted 14 years ago by ring911
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For those who deny God, our savior Lord Jesus. How can you say God didn't create the world when he created the banana?

Note that the banana:
Is shaped for the human hand
Has a non-slip surface
Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green - not ripe enough
Yellow - just right for eating
Black - too ripe
Has a tab for easy removal of its wrapper
Is perforated on the wrapper for easy peeling
Has a biodegradable wrapper
Is shaped for the human mouth
Is pleasing to the taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make the eating process easy
The conclusion: obviously the banana was designed by "Almighty God" for the benefit of human beings.

Don't you think you Christ deniers are on par with the Holocaust deniers in terms of being blinded from the facts?

[–] cdaley-945-622224 13 years ago

The banana is also the perfect shape for sticking in your ass. I suggest you go do so.

[–] rabbyt1 13 years ago

lol I find this post highly amusing :)

[–] cdaley-945-622224 13 years ago

Mine or the entire thing?

[–] msyndergaard 13 years ago

Actually, the banana has a profoundly interesting history. It was once a seedy and almost inedible fruit. Now it's an excellent source of sugar and some vitamins. Several thousand years of cultivating bananas with more meat and less seeds has produced the modern banana. There was even a scary moment when bananas were all dying off by a disease due to them all being too similar. It's a good lesson in genetic diversity.

You could find much more information about bananas at a library. The point is that man made bananas as we know them.. not god.

[–] filmfan-54 13 years ago

Is curved towards the face to make the eating process easy

Mine aren't, they are always facing the other way :(

[–] beans_of_steel 10 years ago

Bananas are great and everything but have nothing to do with Christ. Literally any religion could say the exact same thing subbing the name Jesus Christ for another. Your statement does not provide any answers, it only proves how complicated the questions are.

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[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Poor example. The banana got its current form through centuries of selective cultivation.
In its natural, wild form, the fruit is smaller, barely digestible, and is stuffed with so many seeds that there's hardly any actual fruit flesh to eat.