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Major plot holes really ruined it for me and my kids! Spoiler alert!


This stinker had so many plot holes that it smelled like swiss cheese by the time we were through with it that's for sure.

1. Why would a guy with a knife in his head look at the place where he hid his money? DUH!
2. How could a police officer who took an oath be involved with robbers? Kind of gives a new spin on the famous term "cops and robbers" don't it? DUH!
3. How could an upstanding Christian girl choose to be a smoker and risk damaging the temple that is her body, given to her by God? DUH!
4. Furthermore, why would a nice Christian girl even attempt to fornicate with an obvious Catholic? DUH!
5. Finally, how could a nice Christian girl murder someone even though he was obviously a Catholic and probably deserved it? DUH!
6. How could a smart upstanding young Christian man possibly miss a train in the middle of the Antarctic? DUH!
7. How could a Spanish Catholic man smuggle obvious containers of illegal hard drugs over the Japanese border without raising any suspicion? DUH!
8. Why would the evil Catholic man hide all his money on a dead body instead of in the good Christian girl's suitcase like he did with the toy animals? DUH!
9. Why would the robbers steal a train just because they wanted to harass and possibly torture the nice American Christian couple? DUH!
10. How could a girl who had her legs cut off suddenly walk to the middle of nowhere to look for the money and the drugs? DOUBLE DUH!

I could go on and on about this movie's shortcomings. The wife and I both agree that this movie put the typical Hollywood negative spin on Christians. For that I give it a failing grade. Also, the plot holes were so numerous that I often found myself gasping for air! Suffice it to say that this is not a good movie at all. F-!

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Oh man, this is frigg'n HILARIOUS!

I CANNOT even begin to believe that bloody EVERYONE here on this thread is taking you seriously...

GEEZ people, where the HELL is not only your sense of humour, but also you damn intelligence...

Seriously, C'MON people... The OP is quite PAINFULLY AND OBVIOUSLY pulling our collective short hairs here.

Too much...

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Your list has more errors than the entire film. Are you sure you are talking about the same film? for one thing, Siberia is NOT in the Antarctic. Catholics are the original Christians or did you not know that?

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Those are very minor details. I stand by the essence of my original post. I am thoughtful and considerate in my substantial knowledge. Thank you for your input. Not necessary though. Thanks again.

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