come on, you're not impressing anyone by saying that nothing at all in this movie made you laugh, there had to be at least ONE thing that got a laugh out of you.
For me, it was the cribs scene with the scarface clips on screens everywhere, the toilet one and the one in the girl's head made me LOL
Surprisingly enough, I laughed at quite a lot of it. Dunno why really. But anyway, I think one of the main times was when Jack Swallows revealed that it wasn't a real pirate ship. Also, many of the Jack Swallows scenes.
shareLiterally nothing. Just terrible. The most obvious jokes ever. I could see ever gag coming a mile away. This movie is for idiots who think any pop culture/topical reference is hilarious.
"I like my women same way like I like my coffee ... Puerto Rican."
You mean people who go to YTMND.com?
shareYTMND users are smarter than people who liked Epic Movie. For instance, in the movie, "I'm Rick James, bitch" is a translation from something said in Latin. Half of YTMND wouldn't have thought that was funny even when that was new. That's a lame, outdated reference, but a reference none-the-less, so some idiots are laughin.
"I like my women same way like I like my coffee ... Puerto Rican."
I was laughing when Jack Swallows accidentally broke his rum bottles (or whatever they were). First into the wall, and later into some guy, I think.
And at the Borat scene... but that's mostly 'cause I think "Borat" is funny, and the scene was a rip-off.
Other than those two scenes, this movie was complete rubbish to me. Worst ever.
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I just can't say worst ever ... but I can easily say sad. All that talent & budget.
As 2 the thread, I gotta say the first 2 or 3 times Jayma said exactly what Faune said ... I laughed. But then it went on 2 long & just got annoying.
If it didn't have Jennifer Coolidge, Jayma Mays & Carmen Electra I'd have to say there was nothing there except some nice sets. As is, I'd probably watch it again ... with the sound off ... if I was like totally hammered.
I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey. --Texas Ranger
when the albino black dude said in latin "im rick james bitch" when he shot the fawn and to the white bitch "for sheezy my white beezy" lol
...wow this movie could have actually been good...someone sure phuked it up royaly...its like the good comedy writers were called in on the weekends while the dickheads got the rest of the week to write the script
Be, do or have anything you want-THE SECRET-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b1GKGWJbE8
When everyone is in bed with Aslo, and the girls are raving about the sex they just had and Peter says sadly, "My butt hurts".
That was the only amusing part out of the entire movie for me.
the samuel jackson guy, the first joke about Toms Hair, the Jack BLack guy, the mutants (wolverine, magneto, cyclops) , the harry potter part , the cribs scene, the punk'd part with the annoying ashton kutcher, the fight between the lion and silas with de chinese dude hahaha, Jack Swalows
and more parts too
The menu for the DVD was one of the funniest things ever. Harry Beaver gets progressively agitated the longer you leave it on the menu screen.
I also laughed when Lucy was polishing the brass door knob because Willie Wonka told her to polish his knob.
I never laughed, but there were parts that made me smile.
I thought the Scarface scene was a little bit funny, but way too long. Still made me smile.
The Black Guy who was an albino, especially when he is killing Mr.Tumnus by shooting him and he's trying to tell them to help him but they won't budge.
And when Kal Penn got stabbed twice in the movie, instead of getting stabbed like people usually do, the knife was always sliced in like it was getting into butter with awesome sound effects.
I also liked Jack Sparrow in the movie, everything except the name.
"I will make my arrows drunk with blood and my sword shall devour flesh"
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"The Black Guy who was an albino, especially when he is killing Mr.Tumnus by shooting him and he's trying to tell them to help him but they won't budge. "
That joke was basically stolen from Will Ferrell in Austin Powers (at least).
Mustafa: Hello up there. Is the movie over? I'm still down here... and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh, the pain is really quite severe. I... I've fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing. Aaaa...
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