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Scenes where you cracked up...

posted 9 years ago by leobourne
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1. Poke, poke the midget's head...Why didn't you wave when I waved to you yesterday?
2. White midgets versus black midgets...
3. Will you take 4.90? No, the ticket is 5.
4. We count to three and we run...Who's going to count?
5. Throw the money back on Harry's face...The tower is closed this evening, Englishman.
6. Leave my kids out of this...You can't call them *beep*
7. Wait...You didn't kill the boy, but you stopped the boy from killing himself. That's worse.
8. Shoot Ken in the leg...Do you think I'd be Jesus *beep* Nazareth, because of your speech.

All three of them did a brilliant job. Laughed my ass off at this one. One of the best black comedies I have ever seen. The writing was top notch as was the cinematography and background score. It's funny every time you see it.

[–] therealman 8 years ago

Ray halfheartedly running from the fat American.

[–] MikeNewYork 8 years ago

Yuri going on about the alcoves are the funniest bits for me. "I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves." 

However, since he's cleary talking about gazebos, it would mean that either Ken doesn't know what alcoves are, or that the creators made a mistake. It's still funny as hell.

[–] chilone 8 years ago

Ray - "Fookin little khunt..." When Jimmy didn't wave back to him. His delivery was SOOOO hilarious!!

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

[–] ApesFollowKoba 8 years ago

Do you haffta? Of course you don't haffta. It's jesus f-k'n blood isn't it? Course you don't f-k'n haffta. Of course you don't f-k'n haffta.

[–] ApesFollowKoba 8 years ago

I don't believe he's gone. Go check OUTSIDE the door.

[–] tsuki570 8 years ago

Ken: You're a suicide case.
Ray: And you're trying to shoot me in the *beep* head.
Ken: You're not getting that gun back.
Ray: A great day this has turned out to be. I'm suicidal, me mate tries to kill me, me gun gets nicked and we're still in fookin' Bruges!

[–] EddieB1971 8 years ago

Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't.

[–] ellanegri 7 years ago

I love when the Canadian woman takes a swing at him with the bottle and, hearkening back to his conversation with Ken, ducks it and says "A bottle!" and the way he says it always gets me.