Scenes where you cracked up...

- Are you Irish?
- Mhm.
- What is your name?
- Derek ... Plrrr...brrr.
- Aha. You heet the Canadian?
- What?
- You heet the Canadian?
- I heat the Canadian? I'm sorry, I don't understand.

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1. "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE *beep* OBJECT Heheh.

Incidentally I was trying to figure out what sort of accent Fiennes was doing? Is that an East End accent? Cockney? Anyone? Bueller?

My favorite scene where I always laugh is defenitley YOU ARE AN INANIMATE *beep* OBJECT!!!

And when ray finds out that Harry wanted to do something nice to him before he dies, and he replys "In Bruges?!". Farrells expression there is priceless!

am watching it again and just in first half there's laods of stuff

"What do i mean? I mean your a bunch of *beep* elephant's"

"I'd never hit a woman.. I'd hit a woman with a bottle that's different or a woman that knows karate" LOL "you've gone off me now haven't you just because I hit that *beep* cow"

The whole when did all skinheads become puffs it used to mean you was tough and went round beating up 12 year old paki kids.

(Little man) "You don't know karate" colin karate chops him

"Yesterday an american had a heart attack on the tower. Today the tower is closed."

Where to begin? You guys have done well so far, I'll try to contribute.

Harry: An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los *beep* Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
-The way that line builds had me rolling!

The whole phone conversation between Harry and Ken. And when Ray is persuading Ken to stay in to take the call, repeating that he "already" mentioned his date "earlier".

"I think the scale is going to TIP in the favor of culture, like a fat, f-cking retarded, f-cking black girl on a see saw, opposite...a dwarf".

One of the funniest scenes ever. His descriptions are so unnecessary, which is why it's so funny.

When Harry is meeting the guy with the guns and he sees Erik with his eye patched up, and he immediately says, "Aye aye!". It's such an unnecessarily dick move, but it's hilarious. Harry was great.

Rey: "Purgatory's kind of like the in-betweeny one. You weren't really *beep* but you weren't all that great either. Like Tottenham."

I also love that scene where he tells the dwarf and his prostitute what drugs he has with his wide eyes and then Ken comes up behind him and stares over his shoulder totally drugged out as well.

Also how both Rey and Harry immediately make fun of the totally gay pussy skinhead.


The bottle scene with the canadian woman has already been mentioned but this talk about someone coming at Ken with a bottle the two have earlier in the movie somehow makes it so much more hilarious.


Also the message Harry left with the owner of the hotel.