best line in any film ever - Black Sheep (2007) Discussion

[–] the81kid 16 years ago

You're having a giraffe. Seriously.

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[–] DeCoria 16 years ago

My favorite line is when, after falling down a hole onto a pile of entrails, somebody asks Experience if she is OK, and she says:
"I'll never be OK ever AGAIN!"

that part was great.

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[–] Weirdfish24 16 years ago

not really a line, but the fact that mint sauce is to sheep as what holy water is to vampires - that had me laughin loads.
Just readin all these threads makes me realise what a funny film this actually is, classic, killer sheep!!! Makes me wanna watch it again

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[–] gandalf_storm 16 years ago

The funniest thing about this film is, you thought it was good.

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[–] eagle150 16 years ago

"You're a tree." "I'm not a tree, I'm a *beep* sheep!"
[looking at a guy who's foot has turned into a sheep's foot] "That look anomalous!"
[a killer-zombie-sheep has just attacked them and driven their truck off a cliff] "Wow, what a beautiful view!"
"Well, *beep* the sheep!" "There's no time for that!"
[looking at his foot which has turned into a sheep's hoof] "I'll get a tetanus shot when we get back."
"Actually, it's probably highly toxic genetic material." *beep* A!"
[grandma holding a shotgun] "Oh, don't worry, I haven't shot anyone since christmas!"

Others posted this, but I didn't catch that in the movie:
"You are turning into one of them!" "A hippie?"

Anyways, this is maybe the most hilarious movie ever!

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[–] HardyBearlovelove 16 years ago

"*beep* the sheep!"
"Nah, No time for that bro!"

:D

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[–] Lemmingrocker1311 16 years ago

the best bit I thought was when Experience went "Who's driving?" and it cut to a shot of the sheep behind the steering wheel.

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[–] jenscarbie 16 years ago

A friend of mine from NZ gave me this DVD because she knows zombie movies terrify me, but also knew I'd love the campy weirdness of it. She was right. I'm just glad none of those freaky wetas were in it. Hate bugs more than zombies.

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[–] toto_hobson 16 years ago

Freaky thing, months before I even heard about this movie, I dreamt about this happening.

They came into my dreams and stole my idea!

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[–] theodoretsois 16 years ago

I thought that Bruce Campell was the one who played Angus.

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[–] VivaMongo 16 years ago

First time Angus walked on screen I blinked, rubbed my eyes and then blinked again - he really is a bit of a Bruce Campbell look alike isn't he!

Glad I wasn't the only one who was fooled by his awesome chin acting. It would be great seeing them in a film together - shades of "Ash Vs Evil Ash".

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[–] tekande 16 years ago

One of my favorite parts was when they were in the tunnel after falling down the hole, and Henry was holding the candle. Then when he heard the sheep, he made that girly little shout and blew the candle out. That made me laugh out loud.

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[–] bah_humbug 16 years ago

The truck scene was priceless. First of all he cant start the chainsaw but gets helpful hints by Tucker whos being eaten by a zombie sheep!
"Have you switched it on?"
"Try priming it!"
And then he throws it over the side when it starts! Brilliant.

And the "who's driving?" line followed by a view of the sheep behind the wheel.
When the dog gets thrown into shot I thought I was going to stop breathing I laughed so hard!
Quite a brilliant sequence.

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[–] [email protected] 16 years ago

"OH MY GOD!!"

"What is it??"

"The Feng Shui in this room is terrible!!"

A little bit of wee came out while I was laughing at that....

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[–] paulhoban 16 years ago

The bit at the end when Angus is naked and tried to go to the sheep, the line "oh my babies!" made me laugh hard, I know it's not particularly funny, but for some reason I couldn't stop laughing!

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[–] YoSafBridge 16 years ago

Favourite part: It's a completely irrational fear that someday THIS WILL HAPPEN!

Best line in the movie^

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[–] fee1412 16 years ago

lol ive only just finished watching this film, but after reading this thread i wanna watch it again as ive been laughing hard at all the quotes! My personally fave bit was the dog getting thrown into shot, i wonder if they noticed that it looked so rubbish that it was funny so they left it in!! Also the Who's Driving? line was so obvious but i couldnt stop laughing!

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[–] arSah27 16 years ago

I can't believe no one mentioned this, but the part where the assistant guy throws the rejects into the hole and turns around to the two sheep standing there and starts barking at them! You knew he was getting attacked after that. Watching him get a fake sheep thrown at him had me rolling. The hubby and I had to rewind that one several times!

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[–] rhps2000 16 years ago

My haggis!

Sedagive?!!!

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[–] All_American_Rejects0612 16 years ago

I thought Angus looked like Bill Pullman.

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[–] eucalyptus9 16 years ago

There were a couple of other lines I liked:

Towards the end of the movie, Henry bursts into Angus' office, to find Angus looking a bit dishevelled, his shirt hanging out, and his favourite little white sheep beside him on the floor.

Henry: So this is your idea of animal husbandry.

Or when Experience is trying to coax Henry out of the shed past a flock of sheep. Experience is your professional protestor, slogan-quoting, New Age devotee, and she says to Henry:

"You're a tree. A tree. Your roots are in the ground. Your inner chakra is pulling energy from the soil."

Henry: "Yes, I can feel it."

Experience, with a look of utter amazement: "You CAN??"

And right at the end, there's a funny scene in the background, while Tucker is on the truck giving the antidote to the sheep. Those humans who'd been turned into sheep and have now been turned back are all standing dressed in their suits and skirts, herded together in a corner of the pen, like.....sheep.

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[–] linotheundead 15 years ago

Yes, finally! I can't believe this only just came up!
Definitely the best part of the film.

Angus: You Wouldn't understand

Henry: I understand you've got a pretty f--ked up idea of animal husbandry!

LMAO, best line ever! XD

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[–] linotheundead 15 years ago

TookURTime
Wow, I thought I was the only one who played in binary : )

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[–] murkym 15 years ago

experience to zombie gary;
"you've been eating meat? was it even organic?"

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[–] perorewen 15 years ago

Lol, there are so many great moments in this film. Unfortunatly I tried to show it to my hubby who loves sheep. He thought this film was stupid, and hated to see his favorite animal turn into meat-eaters.

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