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DANCING IS MY LIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

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"Perfect usage of WHERE'S THE BEEF!"

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he's a jerkazoido maniac.. i HATE him.

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I believe it's...
"Peek a boo, ima hump you."

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"Man, you can't be black!"

"You ever break up a fight in the projects while holding a baby?"

"I call this walk the potato chip cause my boy in the projects, his name potato chip and he mastered this one."

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"You know who likes stars? Our choffer!"

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was this a quote in the movie..or was it another?

"Call me." "STALK YOU."

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Thats from that gymnastics movie, "Stick it"

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"i've never seen moves like that before."

"that's because you've never met me."

hahahaa.... this movie makes me laugh quite hard. quite hard. i hope i got that quote right. i just love that whole dance off scene.

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Darnell: "What do you think cheese?"
Chesse: *breakdances*
Darnell: "Sit ur Boogy-ass down, alirite. Breakdancing with them Tight-Ass shorts on man. its'Getting WAY 2 Gay dude."

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Darnell: " You need some new Gear, with that shirt on we might get jumped by 8 Decepticons or somethin'"

i laughed to hard

Transformers FTMFW!!!!

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"I would like to thank my oriental trainer"

"Asian...stupid"

ANNNDD..........

"Yo Cheese...Plug Me in!"

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simple.

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Look everyone! Wolf killed the guidance counselor!

WOLF! WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!

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Audioslave.

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"this walk right here is kinda dangerous, cuz you gotta smoke angel dust. my friend perfected it, he worked at the gas station. He got miimum wage, but he got all the girls."

and
"chicks think that cool when you caught clap"

that whole walk scene is freaking hilarious!

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Dolphin plays guitar
Baby flies a plane
Midget bites a wrestler
And we all go insane, I'm talking crazy stuff!

That song by Tone Loc was hysterical!!!!

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"Yes, can I help you...oh my god. Honey, there's negro at the door!" *screams*

"How does it feel to be a winner?"
"Bogus...but mostly radical!" (or something like that)

and I love the part where Kip is caressing the statue's breasts and all the stuff they say about Billie's face being oily.

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It's actually wrestler bites an Eskimo.

Yeah, that part is hilarious!

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"got your nose! nieeew kid!"
"peek-a-boo! ima hump you!"
"let's abraca-DO this! and don't stop until i say TADA!"
"jam numba one, jam numba one"
"have you eva got a girl pregnant when you was like seven?"
"like fire a present?"
"you're getting way too gay DUDE"
"EEEWW"

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"Rick James all in yo head"
"Stars are the WORST!"
"I'd like to thank my oriental mentor.."
"I'm Kimberly and I'm an insecure slut!"
"You know you like it... statuuuue."
"I used to have a rolex like that... only a gang of negros stole it"
"Ever gotten a girl pregnant when you were..say... 7?!"

Lori talking to the poster of Micheal Jackson:
"But I don't think it would work out between us, because I'm just a little girl, and you're a tough, street-wise black man!"

(I don't know if that's right)

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Don't even think about it. The janitor's mine.

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"you have got to start using some astringent on your face because seriously its gross"

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wheeeeeeeeeers the beeeeeeeef?

perfect usage of wheres the beef!!!

then kip does that weird collar dance lol

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'michael jackson?
haha there's a better chance he'd fall in love with me, and i'm an eleven year old boy!'


and this quote, or something like it:

'mom he isn't a sex maniac! he's only 35.. a tough 40 and he holds dance lessons with a whole bunch on young teenage girls like me. its totally innocent.'


also in the bonus features darnell is like

'i'm darnell &i'd like to say to the cutie in the yellow shirt i want to rub my face in your breasts. ONLY ONE. only one breast. CHEESE. PLUG ME IN'


'have you ever thrown a chihuahua off the roof of a building in the projects?'

'have you ever gotten a female pregnant at the age of like.. seven?'

'have you ever broken a puerto rican dude's arm for sweat pants money?'

'your parenting skills stinkuhh!!!!! *runs into the screen door*'


haha this movie is the greatest.

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