my favorite one was when the animal's were walking through the intersection, and the taxi driver says "Now who they gonna get to clean up all that doo doo?"
Im Ron Burgundy?
Attila the Hun:(making pulling gesture)PULL NALLA!!!
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The End......
share"You wanna dance, hotdog?!"
I love the nicknames he gives Larry. XD I also like the part where Larry talks about the Civil War mannequin dolls on the Confederate side having NASCAR and stuff. Can't remember the exact quote though. =P
something along the lines of ...my god son, are you rabid?
Jedediah: We're men, we fight, okay? That's what we do!
Octavius: It's kinda how we pass the time.
The End
i liked it when Cecil is being held by the huns, and Attila is signaling how he would like to pull his limbs apart. Larry says something along the lines, "no dont...well maybe a little." the look on Dick Van Dyke's face when he says "translation please?" is hysterical.
also during the credits when the three are mopping, Dick says "you guys are doing such a great job mopping, i think im going to catch some z's" lol.
Reverend Frank Scott-TPA{Gene Hackman}
"How many more lives!!!"
Chris Reeve forever SuperMan
"We're gonna blow it anyway!" (I love how quickly he shouted it)
"I no dum dum, you dum dum! you bring me gum gum?"
"lock up the lions, or they'll eat you."
"PILEDRIVER!!!!"
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum!
Larry: Yes?
Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum!
Larry: I give you gum-gum?
Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn’t Dum-dum. My name’s Larry.
Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum.
[People screaming]
Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You’d better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun.
[Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him]
Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum!
Larry: Morning, Dum-dum.
Easter Island Head: Me no Dum-dum. You Dum-dum. You bring me gum-gum?
Larry: Yes I did, fathead.
[holds up a handful of gum]
Larry: Lots and lots of gum-gum.
Easter Island Head: Mmm!
1.) Jedadiah: Put me down, I don't like to be manhandled!
2.) Rebecca: (to Sacajawea) ...You rock! I'm a big fan.
3.) Teddy Roosevelt: Who's evolved?
4.) Gus: Ya start with one, then two, three...
Larry: Four?
Gus: Are you crackin wise?
5.) Jedadiah: Alright, stop the train.
Larry: Thank you!
Jedadiah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM!! SPLIT HIS HEAD LIKE A WATERMELON!!
6.) Octavius: Save yourself!
Jedadiah: I ain't quittin you!
7.) Octavius: I just call you Larry.
Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.
8.) Jedadiah: I'm gonna shoot you. I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye, your dad gum eye! (fires gun, nothing happens)
Larry: Yeah, keep shooting, nothing's gonna happen.
Jedadiah: Now you know my shame. Jedadiah's infinite rage, his guns don't even fire. Take me away.
I love Jedadiah, basically all his lines were funny to me. And Octavius was pretty funny, too. I also liked all of Gus' lines.
i love the whole dum-dum gum-gum thing with the easter island head. it was real funny.
shareI am totally surprised that the "dum dum" lines are the most popular! They were not my favorite, but I'm glad everyone else enjoyed them. I'm a fan of anything Gus said, "Snack shack!" Most of Ricky Gervais's schtick, when Ben Stiller makes Atilla cry, when the moose can't get in the front door, Paul Rudd's "chilly... chilly willy... the PENguin." And about 100 other lines :) The only thing as funny as the movie is the writer's commentary on it... check it out!
share"We're gonna blow it anyway."
"I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. Right in your dadgum eye."
"It's manifest destiny! You can't fight it, and neither can I!"
"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking." (duh, check out the signature)
"Are you crackin' wise?"
"Who is evolved?"
"I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?"
"He says he wants to rip you apart."
"You rock! I am a big fan!"
"Yeah, the tablet. Um, I would love to bestow it upon you..." (something like that)
"And here's...Rexy!" - nothing happens
"I ain't quittin' you!"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice..."
...and so many more.
"We may be small, but our hearts are large! Metaphorically speaking."
I saw this movie on June 12th, 2009, at school during exam time and I was surprised at how good it was.
Anyway my favorite part in the movie had to be when Sacagawea was trying to determine where the man had went with the stuff he stole.
Sacajawea: "He went east, but he lost control and crashed."
Larry: "You're amazing! How can you tell that?"
Sacajawea: [Points behind them where the van has crashed into the wall behind the dumpster]
That was so funny. I laughed for like 5 minutes.
"Before judging me, think how you live your life when no one's watching."
I think all the lines by Jedediah are hilariousSource:Movie Reviews - Night at the Museumhttp://moviereviews.noskram.com/2009/09/movie-reviews-for-night-at-the -museum
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