favorite lines in the movie! - Night at the Museum (2006) Discussion

[–] TvTropolis 17 years ago

heres a few

1. I dont want to be manhandle
2. Hey dumb dumb i want some gum gum
3. No can do crackerJack
4. I...I don't like it.It hurts my feelings
5. Dont talk down to me

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[–] harro_the_rush 17 years ago

ok heres some:

1)(stiller) i know that we are really connected, (office lady) I dont feel a connection.

2 (stiller) nick, i want you to run, now

3) i dont like to be manhandled

4)Im made of wax

5)History comes alive

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[–] ZouBEinii 17 years ago

(stiller) i know that we are really connected, (office lady) I dont feel a connection.

And the best (creepy/funny) part about that line is that the office lady is played by Anne Meara who is Ben Stiller's mother in real life! LMAO

Is you is or is you ain't my baby -Anita O'Day

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[–] littlemissLETHAL 17 years ago

Hm... favorite line... Well, I love all of Mickey Roonie's nicknames ('Hopscotch', 'Lunchbox', 'Hotdog'). Not sure of an all-time favorite line, though.

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[–] the_warriors_can_you_dig 17 years ago

another good one is when Teddy was saying "Who's evolved?" "I am".

Im Ron Burgundy?

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[–] backktothefuture 17 years ago

One line from owen wilson i think is funny is when Larry shows octavius and jebidiah that the people in the myan world were locked up and he asked how they look, and jebediah answered "they look sad." I dont know why but the way its delivered by owen wilson, i think its pretty funny.

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[–] Whitestache 17 years ago

I dunno why but I just luv it when Roosevelt says "Good Lord Lawrence! Why you slapping a monkey?"

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[–] sameheartcircle 17 years ago

Yeah, that's also one of my favourite "why you slapping a monkey?"
Another one I feel funny is that "You make me feel small!"by Owen.

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[–] ckward2002 17 years ago

I like "who's evolved?"

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[–] vmessen 17 years ago

when Octavius says "I call you Larry" Stiller says something along the line of "No one likes a kiss ass", hilarious.

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[–] dogeatdog_923-1 17 years ago

1.It hurts my feelings.
2.I don't like to be manhandled
3.Don't talk down to me(I say that to my sister sometimes when she's standing in front of me.)
4.I ain't leaving you.(or something like that)

Jack Mercer: Hey kid!! No running in the hall!!

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[–] ubcool 17 years ago

the bit after he gets slapped by the monkey. and almost starts crying lol

he keeps on pusing me and pushing me...

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[–] witebskyevans 17 years ago

I like
1.) He says that he wants to tear you apart -Ahkmenrah
and
2.) I ain't quittin' you! -Jedediah

As Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy said, "Life. Don't talk to me about life."

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[–] ForeverYoung1202 17 years ago

Dum dum, you give me gum gum!

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[–] marsradio 17 years ago

"There's a storm comin'"

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[–] tomatoesrock 17 years ago

i like the one when he is like: dum dum you better run run from the atilla the hun hun! thats the best

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[–] Rose_in_the_Rain 17 years ago

I'm surprised no one posted this one. I think it's so frickin hilarious

"QUIET!!! My dum dum wants to speak."

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[–] SouthernDrummer6 17 years ago

i love the few opening lines from Mr. McPhee, "this is a museum! not a ughghghg! ooo look daddy, a giant tyranasauras thing, can i touch its leg? NO! control your young, please!?" i just think his voice is really funny at this part. lol and i love the whole dum dum thing haha

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[–] juinshii 17 years ago

when the museum director was trying to tell off ben stiller
"fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice.......(silence)"

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[–] risingstar91 17 years ago

i like the one when he is like: dum dum you better run run from the atilla the hun hun! thats the best

That's one of my favorites, too! And also:

1. Easter Island Head: QUUUUIIIIIETTT!!!! My dum dum wants to speak.
2. (about the Mayans) Jebediah: No. They look sad.
3. Larry: There's a storm coming!
4. Larry: A little birdie told me you guys like magic. You know, magic... sorcery... illusions
Attila the Hun: Ah, sor-sor.
5. Larry: Hey, Octogon?
Octavius: It's Octavius, Mary.
6. Gus: He looks like a weirdy!
7. Roosevelt: Who's evolved?
8. Jebediah: I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye.

"All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney

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[–] joannaxd 17 years ago

I loved a lot.
The dum dum, you give me gum gum lines were funny.

But my favorite laugh out loud scene was when Larry was like, WOW, HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL THAT? And Sacajawea points to the car. I started bursting out laughing, that was too funny.

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[–] Oreoliciousbabe9 17 years ago

I loved all of the lines but my favorite ones were

1. Don: It sure is chilly. Chilly-chilly-willy... the penguin.
(I like this one the best. I think I like it so much because of the way Paul Rudd says it.)
2. Larry: Hey, Octagon?
Octavius: It's Octavius, Mary
3. Jedediah: We're men, we fight okay? Thats what we do!
4. Jedadiah: I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye.
5. Jedadiah: Now you know my shame. Jedadiah's impotent rage. His guns don't fire. Take me away.

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[–] shawneegirl3 17 years ago

Jedadiah: Octavius! Dont you do it son!
The way Owen says it makes me laugh so hard

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[–] daughter_of_the_egyptian 17 years ago

Teddy: Dear Lord Larry! Why are you slapping a monkey?

Larry: No! I will manhandle you Jedadiah!

Jedediah: No can do, crackerjack. (I say this to my cashiers when they want to take a break...lol)

"Atema en-Re. Hallam a'ana t'yon shaknom, assar Atem Re!!"

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[–] Officer_Aggro 17 years ago

Funniest part: When Stiller's character started belittling the monkey after having the plastic baby keys stolen.

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[–] HollinsHermione 17 years ago

1. My dumb dumb want to speak!
2. Why are you slapping the monkey?
3. Someone pulled you apart in here.

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[–] JessIKAAH 17 years ago

i love all the lines from jedadiah, owens gawjuzz n i think he played that role heaps good
i specially liked 'they look sad' bout the mayans or whatever ther called.
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[–] movie80 16 years ago

Dum dum you give me gum gum

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[–] hotspurpagg 16 years ago

"Looks like Uncle Larry pulled a fast one on little Dexy. Those are baby keys for a little baby. So have fun playin' with your baby keys, little baby monkey. Maybe tomorrow night I'll bring you a baby "diapie" so you can go poo-poo in it, then I'll change it for you. Then I'll give you a little tickle 'cause you're a cute little baby. Will you cry all night long about how Uncle Larry fooled you, huh?"

And Seattle Mariners fans got a particular satisfaction when the cabbie says, "What I'm saying is, for the type of money they pay A-Rod he oughta be bringing home a World Series trophy every season!"