100 things I learnt from The Tournament
This could be fun....
1. Shotguns and homing devices = watermelony head
2. Said devices make more of bang than grenades in chruch
3. Don't catch the 136 bus from Middlesborough
4. Night clubs in Middlesborough really are worse than you imagined they'd be
5. Billionaires are stereotypes of their cultures....every single one...
6. iPhone like sucks compared to these phones...
7. Empty shoes are guaranteed to fool one of the top 20 assassins in the world...
8. Garage attendants have the best noise exclusion headphones... evaaaar....
9. If you're going to die, die very very creatively....
10. And finally, bourbon really burns well, and if you are set on fire with bourbon, you will be able to run a quarter mile and look as though it's just a bad case of sunburn.....