"There are no plot points the entire time no solid sub-plots, and nothing happens until they oversleep."
That, and the obstacles that they're given and have to overcome are the exact same ones you'd see in the Disneyfied version of this plot. Oh no, they're running late! Will they ever make in time!? I DON'T KNOW! Son's got stage fright! Oh no, Scoob!
This movie was 75 minutes too long. I appreciate subtlety, I appreciate Japanese culture, but you can't have subtlety for subtlety's sake. If there was one scene to show how pointless the movie is, it's the scene when girl in the pool comes around to rejoining the band.
"Hey, Sensei wants to see you."
30 seconds pass.
"We need to talk about the band."
Girl sinks to the bottom of the pool.
15 seconds pass.
"I guess that's a no."
15 seconds pass.
Girl swims back up.
"Ok, I'll do it."
Scene.
I'm sorry, but there's nothing subtle there. It's just painfully and awkwardly drawn out. This is not what life in Suburban/rural Japan is like. (Yes, I've lived there.) This entire film is just painfully slow. It's my least favorite Japanese movie I've ever seen. If you want to see what a really well-done subtle Japanese comedy looks like, rent Chicken Heart. That's how you write a movie without a "plot" or "conflict" but avoid it being sleep-inducing.
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