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Three glaring flaws wrecked this film


this could have been a cool pic. here's what went wrong:

the plot focused on the human alien POV. wrong. from a story angle, this is incredibly difficult because anything you put forth comes across as lame, obtuse and untenable. the focus should have been on the warring nordic tribes, with the warring aliens a sudden, unknown and unpredictable variable from the POV of the nordics. these people would never refer to themselves as "vikings" by the way. a "vikinger" (prounounced vick-uhn-GAIR) was a sea raider. viking is a verb. but i digress.

the casting sucked. a bunch of UK actors and a couple of yanks trying to portray old school red-blood nordics. lame. never works. skandinavians are the most distinctive of all caucasians, physically, intellectually and culturally. it's like having greeks play the three musketeers. i did like the kid that played erik though, he was authentic. other than the english voice, he looked and behaved every bit like a skandinavian.

the premise was beyond flawed. the human alien? come on. the odds that any alien life form would be identical to homo sapien is absurd. a time travel scenario would have played better, but even that would have sucked. the film should have been about the nordics, with a pair of warring alien life forms that emerge on the scene, with immediate physical/psychic tie-in to ancient dragon and angel myths. now THAT would have been cool, if done right. reality-to-myth is a viable premise, because it addresses ancient questions and wonderings about what really walked the earth, or visited the earth, or whatever, in previous epochs that inspired the enduring images we have today of ethereal beings and giant serpents/dragons. this film perhaps tried to engage as such, but failed badly.

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"the premise was beyond flawed. the human alien? come on. the odds that any alien life form would be identical to homo sapien is absurd"

Actually, it's not very absurd at all...ever hear of Superman? The humans of Battlestar Galactica didn't evolve on Earth either. Then there's always the Stargate and Star Trek explanations for why human life forms are found on other planets. Superman may have superpowers while on Earth, but he looks like an ordinary human and people haven't argued against that (or at least significantly) and the character has been around since 1939. Aliens who look like humans have always been around in Sci-Fi, for example Ming the Merciless in any incarnation of Flash Gordon.

If you want authentic looking Vikings watch "Pathfinder", though I found the film kinda disappointing. It was gritty, realistic, and a period piece. The Vikings are all annoyingly subtitled while the Native Americans speak perfect english. No huge battles or anything one would expect from Native Americans VS Vikings, but it is a very accurate depiction of the two cultures. If there had been a giant bloody battle of Native Americans fighting the Vikings to Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song", I would've been more entertained than what the film actually did. Seriously, Vikings VS Aliens sounds like a good concept. Sometimes people want to just sit back and be entertained, and who cares about the details. Sometimes good action is good enough.

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I guess he missed the part where his computer says that Earth is an "abandoned seed colony." Kainan *is* Human, just from another planet.

@Exchronos: Seriously, you honestly think that Pathfinder has realistic depictions of Vikings? You've got to be kidding me. Pathfinder is very Frazetta inspired in it's depiction of Vikings and not even remotely like what they would have worn, or the way they would have acted. It was a cool-looking movie but I'd have to stretch pretty far to say it was in anyway "authentic".

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Awesomead,

I admit I'm not a Viking expert, but it gave off the feel that it was authentic, I mean, they didn't look like your stereotypical vikings from older depictions in media and they actually spoke a different language which needed subtitles...if it's not truly Viking authentic, it's the closest thing I've seen thus far that goes beyond the kind of viking portrayed in old cartoons (like in Scooby-Doo, and others), or vikings that look like something inspired by Hagar the Horrible. So I'll admit I was fooled a bit if it's not authentic Viking-ness at all, but it's a vast improvement of past portrayals, for example take the films "300 Spartans" and "300", and compare them, most likely "300" would look more authentic even if it isn't. That's my take on it at least.

Sincerely,
Exchronos

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they were about as Viking as the Iron Maiden road crew!

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I hear dead Iron Maiden road crew members are buried at sea and their souls feast in the great halls of Valhalla drinking the finest selection of ales from horns singing The Trooper at the top of their voices.


How much s**t is there on the menu and what *beep* flavour is it?

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Seriously, can people not just accept a decent fantasy film for what it is? If historical accuracy was really a huge issue in a film like this then I pity you.

And if someone says it was SF rather than fantasy that's not the bloody point!

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Well, the film is listed under Sci-fi category. The way I see it, that is the reason that makes people to think about the plot holes and stuff because a film in Science fiction category is supposed to follow logic given a special condition(s) is/are supposed to be true.

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I feel sorry for anyone so simple minded that they can digest something this unrealistic. These Vikings were really Viqueens. I've never seen Vikings depicted in such a domesticated and sensitive way before... ever! There were no brutish viking warriors at all. Also, this movie follows the cookie cutter formula for this type of movie so closely that it reminded me of about 20 other movie, one of which is Mad Max. The formula is: capture the hero, shackle and distrust him till he proves formidable, go to battle with him and conquer the evil, then fix the leaders daughter up with him, the end. Oh yea, have a little orphan kid idolize the hero too. Blatantly derivative. How could anyone not be bothered by all of this? I can and want to, suspend my disbelief as much as anyone but this movie truly was made for the style-over-substance crowd. It's surprising Caviezel signed on. I'd say the same for John Hurt if he were younger.

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So then...it's a movie about a humanoid Spaceman & a reptilian alien lifeform crashing in Iron Age Norway--and you're having problems with the Vikings???

Alright then.

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LOL

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I know what you mean, the 'alpha Viking' in this even had mascara on.

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I agree with you, Scimarad. Either enjoy it for what it is, or don't. If you want historical accuracy then watch PBS.

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Try the 13th Warrior too, that's pretty good for Vikings.

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Not really. The armor and outfits the group is wearing are kinda retarded. One of them is wearing a Spanish conquistador helm and cuirass ffs.

Not blasting the film, its one of my favorites.

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I wouldn't blast them for that though as the Vikings traded everywhere (raided and traded) and one of them could have easily got something like that from another country. Time periods would be a problem though if it were armor from a later period. But just mixing cultures is not really a problem with Vikings - they were EVERYWHERE!

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+1

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The armor was inaccurate for that time period because Buliwyf was wearing plate which only appeared from the 12thC onwards. However, at least he didn't use a shield (as you'd expect) but wielded a "zwei-hander" instead. Still, there is no way he could've removed that armour quickly enough to swim out of the mountain!

The wooden shields in the duel looked authentic but they didn't use them in the actual fighting which was rather silly!

Ahmed wore a mail shirt, which is appropriate for that time period, but he had no padding underneath so any blows to it would still cause "blunt force" trauma to his body underneath!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/vikings/weapons_01.shtml#three

Weapons and Armour aside, the ACTORS were mostly Scandanavian so were about a Viking as you can get (today) and Banderas claims he has Moorish roots so was also convincing as "the Arab".

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Good Action used to be enough back in the 90s.
I remember when I was a kid and used to love movies like Eraser, Nick of Time, Speed e.t.c. and would be happy with just the entertainment value.
Then came Y2K and somehow everyone got *beep* in the head. Seems like every movie now has some guy who'll come up with some weird reason as to why the movie was bad because of some lame logic. People don't watch movies to be entertained anymore. They watch movies now to criticize them so that they can feel good about themselves by thinking they were way too intelligent to find those things out in the first place when in actuality it they are simply being douchebags.


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I completely agree, way too much time spent breaking down a movie that shouldn't be broken down. "That movie, the one with the human from outer space who crash lands in ancient Nordic lands. The guy who has to fight a dragon that is actually a transplanted alien beast, which hitched a ride on his space ship. You know that movie, I felt it was unrealistic."

A movie of this type would be nine hours long if it tried to cover every single plausibility it put forth. It's made for entertainment not accuracy.

I'm going to make a movie with live action cartoon charters, flying whales, birds who pilot submarines, walking-talking plants, and fill it with people who can turn into robots and fly through the universe using an interpretation of string theory that is completely wrong.

Then at the beginning of the movie I will put "Based on actual events" and watch people's heads explode.

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I was going to reply to the other posters, including the thread starter, with: "lol, you guys are stupid", but then I found your post. I like it better. :)

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I would totally watch that.

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Side-splitting comment. (Every living entity will be begging you to accept every award there is out there - and invent thousands more - for just a glance of said project.)

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Citing examples of various works of fiction that use absurd premises does nothing to invalidate his claim that Outlander's premise was absurd.

ever hear of Superman?


Comic books are masters of the absurd. Which is to be expected as they have long been targeted toward children. As such, it's not like the most qualified people are writing them. They basically just look for excuses to give someone super powers - Stan Lee is famous for saying, in interviews, that he didn't know a lot of real science so he'd just go with whatever he thought of that sounded good. Want a wall crawling superhero? Radioactive spider bite. Guy who turns into a monstrous beast when angry? Caught in a nuclear explosion. Out of ideas altogether? Let's just create something and call them mutants.

No doubt, Superman was created in a similar fashion. How is it that someone is this powerful? Call him an alien and... oh say his people were from a high gravity world. It's complete nonsense, but it was supposed to be nonsense. Since then, the people who fell in love with those comics, as children, have grown up and some have tried to do better by those concepts. But it's really difficult when it comes to pre-existing ones as there are some things that are just so iconic that, ridiculous or not, people will scream your head off if you change (regardless of if they current fans of it or not - ever hear of "New Coke?"). For example, I think a lot of people will agree that Superman's costume is silly, but if they change it, even slightly, there are people who would freak over that long standing image of their favorite superhero changing. Likewise, if you try to update his origins to be more scientifically realistic, you'd change much of the story. Things like him being able to view himself as Human growing up, the relatability between him and other characters, (not to mention fan relatability) his relationships, etc., would all take a different spin. And rather than go through that, they happily pull from both science fiction and fantasy when it suits them.

The humans of Battlestar Galactica didn't evolve on Earth either.


*Note: Spoilers below. Read at your own risk.

I'm fuzzy on how/if the original series dealt with this. I know they eventually found a modern day Earth and started helping them prepare to defend themselves against the Cylons. But I don't know if they ever addressed why Earth was both a 13th colony and a world where science says Humans evolved on.

With the re-imagined series, Humans very much did evolve on Earth. But the explanation for that is mystical, not scientific. In short, there is some powerful being in the Universe who has watched Humanity repeat the same mistake, to its own doom, over and over again. It happened on Kobol, it happened in the colonies, and it happened on "Earth" (sort of) between the machines that became too Human and the more primitive "slave" models. It may have even many other times that we do not know about and Kobol was just another planet that Humans migrated to after the surviving near ruin. We don't know. What we do know is that, after watching this happen time and time again, the mystical being hatched a plan. And that plan involved helping Humans to evolve on a planet (which became known as Earth after the original one which was inhabited entirely by Cylons). Then this being guided events so that a half-Human, half-Cylon would be introduced into the bloodline of the Humans he helped to evolve on Earth. Presumably so that when they developed to the point where they could create their own Cylons, their heritage would prevent them from going down the same path as both their Cylon and Human ancestors.

Then there's always the Stargate


TV shows make heavy use of Humans because of production limitations. They can't afford to create truly alien looking species all the time, so they try to find some excuse to make use of Human actors as much as possible. Stargate handles this better than most. Their main threat very much appears to be an alien, but is capable of taking over Human bodies (so that Human actors can portray them) and, in ancient times, they took Humans off of Earth and seeded them throughout the galaxy so that they could be used as slaves. Where they get into trouble is with idea that they are the second evolution of the Human race. The first being those which are known as the Ancients, who have a 50+ million year old history where, during most of which they only evolved mentally, not physically, and when they reached the end of their mental "evolution" they ascended into beings of pure energy. Before this, though, they lived on Earth and 5-10 million years ago decided to use a device that could allow their species to evolve from the native animal population, as a way of preserving their species long after they died from a plague. But there's no explanation as to why Human DNA is so similar to all other animal life on Earth, even that which existed before this time period. There are various other little tidbits, but the audience accept that it's out there and suspend their disbelief for it.

Star Trek explanations for why human life forms are found on other planets


Probably one of the worst offenders, Star Trek's original budget forced it to encounter Humans on practically every planet they went to (to save space, I'm not going to get into their reasoning). Every now and then they'd throw in a Human painted green or a puppet/costumed Human, but they couldn't really even do that too much. Then, when the movies took off they started getting into things like prosthetically made up Klingons and later made the mistake of trying to explain the reason for why they looked so Human in the original series. By the time that the newer TV shows came out they had a budget for prostheses, but not for making aliens look like they were actually alien. So you'd have a lot of aliens who were alien simply because they had a spot of makeup on their nose, forehead, or chin. Which you'd see a lot of variations of as there were often periods where "aliens of the week" were utilized - One of those were aliens simply because they had their fingers fused together. So all someone had to do was wear gloves and they could pass as a totally alien species.

Realizing that even this was silly, they tried to come up with an explanation for why there were so many Humanoids in the galaxy, but there were too many holes in that idea to even get into. Ultimately, all of these things have worked their way into the franchise's continuity and like with comic books, it has gone on for too long for fans to get behind the idea of trying to update it to match current and future capabilities. Which I, personally, think hurts the franchise as, while it's stuck coloring people green and sticking them into slave girl outfits, new movies and TV shows are coming out that utilize CGI to continually push into more scientifically realistic (and beautifully crafted) settings. Of course, Star Trek is trying to fight back by updating practically everything else because they realize that certain things are too familiar to change without alienating the fans that support it. So far it's hanging on, but who knows for how much longer.

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Bottom line, as the technology improves, people are less and less accepting of these concepts that worked for studios/networks in the past. People want things, especially in regard to Science Fiction, to be more believable and they want the people working on them to show a greater attention to detail. Comic books and comic book movies have it easier because there's no secret that they're a blend of Sci-fi and Fantasy. And because of that, people are willing to suspend their disbelief to a greater degree. However, they've had to make their own improvements in recent years, especially where film adaptions are concerned as they want to appeal to a larger audience than those who are okay with some of the concepts comics have been spewing out.

All of this said, the original poster made this movie's concept sound worse than it was. As already pointed out, the premise was that Earth was a colony world that was abandoned and, I assume that (left to their own devises) they fell back into a more primitive state. So Humans evolved elsewhere and are unnatural to Earth. Thus there being a Human "alien." Though it does fall into some familiar trappings of not explaining how there could be all this evidence of Humans evolving on Earth when they are really a transplanted alien species that have no connection to the native animal population. Personally, it doesn't irk me to the point of not liking the movie because of it. However, to say that it's not absurd because other works of fictional have been equally or more absurd is rather absurd in its own right. I just accept it for what it is and move on, but I can understand that it may be hard for some people.

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Your post is most insightful.

The only two major and modern space-based science fiction shows that didn't have completely human-looking humans are Farscape and Stargate Universe. I'm a huge fan of both.

The other sci-fi shows to feature completely non-human aliens to a certain degree were Babylon 5 (which is older), and Earth 2 — which greatly concerns itself with a planet planned to be colonized and already inhabited by two or more native species.

Of Earth-based shows, there is the short-ran Surface (http://akas.imdb.com/title/tt0452718, featuring a very alien creature), and the short-ran Odyssey 5 (but just in the pilot). I'm not counting in the X-Files franchise, despite some of the aliens in the franchise actually being non-humans.

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Wow, what a long post.

No doubt, Superman was created in a similar fashion. How is it that someone is this powerful? Call him an alien and... oh say his people were from a high gravity world. It's complete nonsense, but it was supposed to be nonsense.


Superman was actually influenced by the character of John Carter. The writer of the Carter series was actually pretty updated & informed on the latest scientific theories & conjectures of that time.

Probably one of the worst offenders, Star Trek's original budget forced it to encounter Humans on practically every planet they went to (to save space, I'm not going to get into their reasoning).


Star Trek as well as many other shows is science fiction but at it's core, it is a human story. As such, you can't have a character like the ones from Aliens (even that is based on earth animals which makes it not completely alien) to convey a human ideal. It would be difficult & impossible for people to relate to creatures completely different from our own. Human communication doesn't only rely on language, but also on gestures & facial expressions. This is why disney cartoons anthropomorphizes it's characters, to make them more human. It is inevitable for aliens/others to be portrayed as similar to humans so that we can empathize with them.

Besides, every scifi movie/show will have a problem based on budget, be it now or the future. Makeup will still be based on a human body, skull, it has to accommodate our limbs, eyes, mouth, etc. This is what actors do unless we rely completely on cgi & even then, it would still be anthropomorphize. If it isn't given human attributes, it will be given KNOWN EARTH ANIMAL attributes, so really, we can never imagine something we do not know about. Everything is after all based on what we know. We cannot think up something based on what we don't know. So in then end, why is Star Trek the worst of its offenders?

Besides, how effective would it be to portray a completely alien creature in this film when he is supposed to be a human who tries to blend within Viking culture?



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Superman was actually influenced by the character of John Carter. The writer of the Carter series was actually pretty updated & informed on the latest scientific theories & conjectures of that time.


I haven't read John Carter, but from what I understand the writer did, in fact, properly depict how a human would react in a lower gravity environment. The problem is that Superman took this is absurd heights and used it as a reason for insane levels of strength and other impossibilities - Humans can adapt to living on a world that has a higher gravity than Earth, but they will not be able to then return to Earth and "leap tall buildings in a single bound" or be impervious to bullets. That's what I took issue with.

John Carter, the movie, falls into the similar trap and basically made it seem like a human would get Superman's power to leap tall buildings if he went to Mars. Understandably, many people took issue with this because the century old book series was supposedly far more scientifically accurate on this matter than the modern day movie and because nobody is going to buy that a human can jump higher on Mars than they could on the moon.

Star Trek as well as many other shows is science fiction but at it's core, it is a human story. As such, you can't have a character like the ones from Aliens (even that is based on earth animals which makes it not completely alien) to convey a human ideal. It would be difficult & impossible for people to relate to creatures completely different from our own. Human communication doesn't only rely on language, but also on gestures & facial expressions. This is why disney cartoons anthropomorphizes it's characters, to make them more human. It is inevitable for aliens/others to be portrayed as similar to humans so that we can empathize with them.


You know, I hear this excuse a lot, but I don't buy it. Humans are perfectly capable of relating to and having intense feelings toward other animals. Awhile back, I saw an advert for protecting the environment and what they showed was a polar bear being affecting by melting ice. "She" seemed near death; skinny as could be, huddled on a bit of floating ice and the pain in her eyes and in the way that she cried out was unmistakable. The whole point of the video was to tug at people's heart strings and I found it to be highly successful.

This is hardly the only example. There are plenty of other movies and clips that are meant to get to us by showing us extreme emotions of other animals. Meanwhile, many people who have had cats and dogs will tell you that they have a range of emotions, the same as humans, and they are perfectly able to pick up on them. Not everyone is, but I think enough people are at this point in history that that's not much of an excuse and I think it's an absolutely ridiculous for Disney movies as their audience is too young to have established thoughts on the matter. So, if done correctly, they can be taught to react to whatever you put out there.

Now, unfortunately, if we're talking about something for adults, you have a problem. Relating to a living, breathing being is totally different from relating to a puppet or poorly rendered CGI creation. Kids will relate to puppets, but adults takes greater issue with the fact that they're looking at something fake. So when you put people in makeup, you at least have something real under all of that that people can focus on. I totally understand that, but my point was that was a thing largely of the past. We're not totally there with CGI, but we've come a long way from the clunky looking aliens of a few years ago and so it's only a matter of time before this particular excuse goes away entirely.

Besides, every scifi movie/show will have a problem based on budget, be it now or the future. Makeup will still be based on a human body, skull, it has to accommodate our limbs, eyes, mouth, etc. This is what actors do unless we rely completely on cgi & even then, it would still be anthropomorphize.


I don't know if you read my whole post, but I did mention budget concerns - Absolutely, Sci Fi of the past had no choice but to up people in makeup, but as the technology has improved and it's become cheaper to create better and better looking aliens, I think people are less accepting of the makeup. We're not totally there by any means, but I disagree with your blanket statement that we won't be in "the future." The technology is rapidly improving and I think it's only of time before they get there. Not on a TV show's budget, but absolutely they should be able to get there on a movie's budget in the near future.

If it isn't given human attributes, it will be given KNOWN EARTH ANIMAL attributes, so really, we can never imagine something we do not know about. Everything is after all based on what we know. We cannot think up something based on what we don't know. So in then end, why is Star Trek the worst of its offenders?


I disagree with the notion that we can't think of something that we don't know about. Look at all architectural achievements that we have come up with. At their core, they're based off of various shapes that occur around us, but we have melded those shapes to create some truly unique and impressive works of art that occur nowhere in nature. I think it's the same thing when creating a fictional animal. There's no reason you can't take something basic and meld it into something totally new.

That said, there's limitations when designing an animal and so it's perfectly reasonable to use what we already know exists and incorporating bits and pieces into a new design. That's what science is based on - We see one thing here, so we except to see something like it there. I don't have an issue with that. My issue was only that film has so often used humans and humans only as a base. Again, I get why they do that, but I think they're about at the point where they can catch up to video games, books, and artwork by even just using other animals in their designs to a greater degree.

However, even though they haven't had that option in the past, they were too excessive with it at times. My whole thing with Star Trek, was that they ran wild with it. You want to pass off a human that has been colored white and has some extra bone structure as an alien? Fine, I get that that's the best you can do on TV in the 90s. But you don't need to be going around and calling people aliens because you added a spec of paint between their eyes, put grooves on their ears, or put a gray strip in their hair. The aliens of the week, especially, were so poorly put together that it completely ruined it and this could have been avoided by making better use of their existing aliens and/or creating reasons for finding human cultures at various technological states.

That's why I said credited Stargate with being better about it. They were hardly perfect and they certainly did have "makeup aliens" in the mix, but most "aliens" were simply humans that were taken from Earth and planted on various planets, thousands of years ago. Some even became aliens in disguise (the Goa'uld were parasites that uses humans as host). Thus, they could save money by using human actors in a way that wasn't insanely convoluted. If Star Trek had been planned out better they could have easily done something similar, but I feel like they're now locked into things that was developed in the 60s when it was more greatly restricted by budget and technological issues and only used the future as a backdrop for social issues.

Thus, instead of ignoring that they didn't have a budget to make Klingons until the movies, they've created what I consider to be a pointless explanation for it (and they're sticking with it). But, the truth is that the original movies had the good sense to update their look the second they had the budget to pull it off and they should be doing the same thing now. I'm not advocating that they go completely CGI, but maybe drop the whole humans can breed with aliens trope and update aliens like the Vulcans so they have greater external differences than just their ears and eyebrows. Sadly, as I said in my previous post, the fan base is too well established at this point and would throw a fit simply because it was different.

Besides, how effective would it be to portray a completely alien creature in this film when he is supposed to be a human who tries to blend within Viking culture?


Right, I said in my previous post that this movie handled it better than others have and I was fine suspending disbelief for it. But, it has its flaws and I think they could have found a way, not to use a completely alien creature, but to better insert a human if they really tried (like Stargate did). For example, I have very mixed feelings on time travel, but I much rather he have been from a futuristic Earth civilization than to say that humans evolved somewhere besides Earth and came to live here after an advanced colony fell apart, sending the population back to a hunter-gather state.

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Is it so hard to believe that life would follow certain similar traits? The human form is the embodiment of an apex predator. Extraordinarily adaptive, able to survive in almost any environment, rapid cognitive development and the all powerful opposable thumb. We can assume all planet life will begin simple like our own. We can assume plants will be the first dominate lifeforms. Plants will natural rise to higher highest to reach the sun and block out their competition. On and on, the same things that happened on Earth will happen on other worlds. We are not unique, we are just a stage in a universal pattern that follows success. The primate is the peak mammal. No creature can match the primates ability to adapt and survive. There will never be a world were a jellyfish is the dominate lifeform. I imagine when we start our conquest of the stars we will be battling many bipedal, star trek like species.

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Extraordinarily adaptive, able to survive in almost any environment


Only on our safe planet. And even here we are weaker slower less nimble less mobile and less resistant to environmental dangers than other animals. Opposable thumb is only an upgrade over not having one, but you might as well have tentacles that can wrap around objects, or skin that can suck to or connect at molecular level to different objects. By comparison our thumbs would seem laughably ineffective.

We can clearly see animals on 4 legs are faster and more nimble, even an ape half our size would brake a human part like a toy, showing how badly we are build.
Hell, and legs are of any use only in gas environment, a creature developed in a liquid wouldnt have any. Or one that was born in a gas giant. It could levitate using some sort of magnetic force, fly around using wings, or swim around uwing vibration or some kind propellant system.
Take a look at how varied movments methods bacteria have.

Another thing is eyes. Even when compared to squids are eyes seems like something designed as a first prototype, things like blind spot and our small visible light spectrum would imply there is a lot room for improvement. Hell, aliens could have light receptors on every point of their skin, making them eyeless.

Why need mouth when you can breath and eat through your skin ?

We can thank only our intelligence for being apex predator on this planet, not our bodies. But be sure, if lions were the smart ones, they would easily take over this planet.

Aliens would look nothing like us, if they would look at all. We still have no way of detecting dark matter other than the gravitational distortion it produces. It would be ironic if they came and went with no way to communicate with us.

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Only on our safe planet.


Incorrect assumption. Earth is one of the most hostile planets a living creature could hope to endure. We live on the ONLY planet known to have fire. Something so simple... but with our atmosphere it allows for something so extraordinarily destructive. The Earth goes with "extinction events" such as Ice ages that wipe out 90% of everything living and in the case when our solar system leaves the galaxy, everything above the cellular level. We have active super volcanoes capable of wiping life out in a matter of days. The Human species was almost wiped out even 80k years ago by one such eruption. Our numbers dwindled to an estimated thousand at best. Yet, we were one of the few species that walked away. Solar flares, asteroids, an active core responsible for tsunamis and earthquakes, opposing weather patterns that result in tornadoes and hurricanes... all dangers that only the planet Earth(as far as we know) has in abundance. Yet we survive and think it safe... what does that tell you?

And even here we are weaker slower less nimble less mobile and less resistant to environmental dangers than other animals.


You fail to see why that makes us the most practical design on the planet. We are not specialist but generalist. Many creatures on this world specialize in one area- hunting, thinking, jumping, swimming, running, climbing, etc- but we Humans are capable of doing all these things which no other animal on this entire planet can match! It's as if we were genetically engineered specifically to survive and thrive on this world.

Opposable thumb is only an upgrade over not having one, but you might as well have tentacles that can wrap around objects, or skin that can suck to or connect at molecular level to different objects. By comparison our thumbs would seem laughably ineffective.


Thumbs/fingers are more effective than tentacles. The human hand is a balance between a paw and tentacle; it can wrap around objects to hold them securely, or it can smash with the blunt force of heavy muscle and bone.

We can clearly see animals on 4 legs are faster and more nimble, even an ape half our size would brake a human part like a toy, showing how badly we are build.


Again, we are generalist not specialist. We do the jobs of everything where as they are regulated to a specific role.

Hell, and legs are of any use only in gas environment, a creature developed in a liquid wouldnt have any. Or one that was born in a gas giant. It could levitate using some sort of magnetic force, fly around using wings, or swim around uwing vibration or some kind propellant system.
Take a look at how varied movments methods bacteria have.


Subjects on speculative worlds is a matter for other discussion. We do not know that life can live on such worlds or if such worlds even exist. It's speculation and only worthy of a good scifi novel. But I can also go as far to say that a creature that evolved in an all liquid or gas environment would not have the physical abilities to survive on land, while we can survive in liquid and gas environments. In fact, we're living in a gas environment now. Bacterial locomotion can also be discarded as we evolved from them and the food chain dictates that only the strongest survive; so no form of propulsion from the microbial level would ever make it to a state of intelligent life.

Another thing is eyes. Even when compared to squids are eyes seems like something designed as a first prototype, things like blind spot and our small visible light spectrum would imply there is a lot room for improvement. Hell, aliens could have light receptors on every point of their skin, making them eyeless.


Eyes were one of the earliest and most ingenious mutations to ever happen. An organ that can detect electromagnetic radiation! I know it's hard for you to realize how amazing this is, but it's such an evolutionary milestone it borders on science fiction. Eyes work just like sonar or radar except we can pinpoint exact, real-time locations at the speed of light as long as there is a source of light. It seems like a boring ability, but it's as extraordinary as it comes. If an alien came to Earth from a planet where light was too weak to be useful and instead required a non visible form of spacial awareness, they would be amazed at us. It would be like finding out there are creatures that can see into other dimensions or forwards in time.

We can thank only our intelligence for being apex predator on this planet, not our bodies. But be sure, if lions were the smart ones, they would easily take over this planet.


How do you know there hasn't been other intelligent life on this world? This planet has been around for quiet some time and it's very probable that other intelligent life has lived and dies here.

I can guarantee you, however, that if a lion was as intelligent as us, it would never survive a war even with an equal population. A lion is a predatory animal designed for killing. A human is designed for any environment, any ecosystem and any situation. We can run up to a 100 miles a day, climb any surface with a perch, wield instruments with destructive force and basically use the environment to our advantage. How do you imagine a lion would create a long range weapon or escape a pack of charging humans when they can only run upwards of 20 minutes?

Aliens would look nothing like us, if they would look at all. We still have no way of detecting dark matter other than the gravitational distortion it produces. It would be ironic if they came and went with no way to communicate with us.


Your finally conclusion seems to sum ALL alien life into your theory which is already incorrect. The basic law of averages, given the number of worlds in our galaxy and the number of galaxies that we know of beg to differ. Even if the odds were one in a quadrillion, they would be out there.

However the odds would be far greater. Given a world with a similar start, micro organism would not form very different than here. Then it becomes a game of chess where incorrect moves are eliminated until only the right moves are left. Species will follow the evolutionary ladder that best suits their world. A world similar to ours would see an intelligent species very similar to us.

Any species not as adaptable as us would find itself wiped out at the next ice age, super volcano or celestial impact.

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Incorrect assumption. Earth is one of the most hostile planets a living creature could hope to endure.

Assumptions.
Our planet is teh only one we know of that has life on it, its obviously has to be very safe. We dont know whats the limit of life, can it exist in something as extreme as liquid metal environment ?
Who knows, maybe it can. We may be shocked how resistant life is on other planets. We just have nothing to compare us to, except the fact other planets near us werent so lucky in those terms.

Also that molten core is the only reason we have an atmosphere, if not for it generating insane amours of magnetic force, solar wind would blow away our air in a day. Few earthquakes is a good computerize if you ask me.

Humans are capable of doing all these things which no other animal on this entire planet can match!

Only partly correct.
Primates like chimps are stronger and as capable as we.
My point was that we are heavily flawed and we can see it right away by comparing our self to animals. Defects in our eyes, weak heart, appendix, ineffective intestines and simillar stuff helps us in no way addapt to anything.

Thumbs/fingers are more effective than tentacles.

In what way ?
Its fragile and very weak. A tentacle could crush a car, how strong is your hand ? Sure we have 5 fingers for tool making. But how is it an advantage over 10 tentacles ?
And again, it was just an example.
Obviously something that can connect and disconnect at a molecular or magnetic level to object would be the best limb.


We do not know that life can live on such worlds

But we do.
We have both seas and sky. We have birds and fish. We have some weird stuff actually in the deep sea.
Proving both that life can exists in a environment of extreme pressure, and in one where there is barely any matter at all.
Exactly like the environments of gas giants and sea only planets.
Hell, to not look far, titan is all water, who knows whats swimming there under the ice.

creature that evolved in an all liquid or gas environment would not have the physical abilities to survive on land, while we can survive in liquid and gas environments.

And we will drown underwater and fall to our death in the sky. Slap wheels on a fish or a bird with no legs and he is as mobile and as technology depended as we.


Eyes were one of the earliest and most ingenious mutations to ever happen. An organ that can detect electromagnetic radiation! I know it's hard for you to realize how amazing this is, but it's such an evolutionary milestone it borders on science fiction. Eyes work just like sonar or radar except we can pinpoint exact, real-time locations at the speed of light as long as there is a source of light. It seems like a boring ability, but it's as extraordinary as it comes. If an alien came to Earth from a planet where light was too weak to be useful and instead required a non visible form of spacial awareness, they would be amazed at us. It would be like finding out there are creatures that can see into other dimensions or forwards in time.


I dont get what you are saying. Everything creates radiation, no additional light source is not needed if you have eyes that can see lower into the spectrum. Infrared microwave radio. With tech precise enough even we can see in the dark.
Sure aliens can have radars for eyes or be blind altogether, but might a well have eyes that are far superior to ours, even octopus eyes are a huge improvemnt over ours.
My point was that human eye is very primitive in their design even by earths standards.

How do you know there hasn't been other intelligent life on this world?


You mean sentient ? Who knows, we dont even know what it really means to be.

I can guarantee you, however, that if a lion was as intelligent as us, it would never survive a war even with an equal population


Yeah a lion, but try a chimp.

We already reached a level of intelligence that allows us to use and build tools. Now it would turn into an arms race, who can build a better weapon. Since be sure, if slugs could build nuclear rockets and remote controlled drones, even our hands and legs would help us if all we had were bows and swords.

And a lion would eat you early into human evolution anyway, only now, while building traps and weapons we can match them.



Any species not as adaptable as us would find itself wiped out at the next ice age, super volcano or celestial impact.


Unless it didnt have any of those events. On a very boring planet where nothing ever happens any life can live by and not get wiped out.

Anyway.
Im not saying there cant be any aliens similar to humans ( with as much as 1 septillion planets and moons out there who knows), what im saying is that meeting aliens looking like us have very low probability no way how we look at it. Not only they would have to evolve on a world similar to ours, have similar evolution direction, and be at the same stage in evolution, and even be build of the same matter as us.
Its quite a stretch we would have this much luck ...
Its more likely than not they would look nothing like us.

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I haven't read John Carter, but from what I understand the writer did, in fact, properly depict how a human would react in a lower gravity environment. The problem is that Superman took this is absurd heights and used it as a reason for insane levels of strength and other impossibilities - Humans can adapt to living on a world that has a higher gravity than Earth, but they will not be able to then return to Earth and "leap tall buildings in a single bound" or be impervious to bullets. That's what I took issue with.

John Carter, the movie, falls into the similar trap and basically made it seem like a human would get Superman's power to leap tall buildings if he went to Mars. Understandably, many people took issue with this because the century old book series was supposedly far more scientifically accurate on this matter than the modern day movie and because nobody is going to buy that a human can jump higher on Mars than they could on the moon.


Just want to say, as someone who's recently been reading the Barsoon/John Carter books, the novels are no less ridiculous than the film. In the book Carter leaps hundreds of feet in a single bound.

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Figures. Fans on the John Carter board were insisting that the original books depicted a more believable level of jumping and that the movie deviated from them by going overboard with his strength level. Although why those books would have gotten how high someone would be able to jump on Mars when written in the early 20th century I have no clue.

I suppose then that goes to one of my original points about the dangers of staying true to the source material despite time changing what audiences will accept as believable. I'll make a point to look into it more one day but for now my understanding is that John Carter was supposed to represent a level of plausibility that new scientific developments have shown to be untrue. Everyone who has seen astronauts jumping on the moon know that someone on Mars cannot jump as high as he could in the movie even if they don't have a scientific understanding about gravity and after all the probes and research done into Mars nobody (who's sane, obviously) thinks that it's possible that it could have been habitable to human life in modern times.

There's no reason they couldn't have honored what I perceive to be the original intent by toning down the strength to believable levels and, hell, making it a different planet in another solar system that John Carter dubbed Mars because of an initial misunderstanding on his part about where he was based on his 19th century perspective. It would have made it more interesting, in my view, to skew toward a grittier approach to his capabilities where he struggles more as opposed to going all fantastical, early Superman on Earth with it.

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some people goin on abut athenticity in an alien movie? if it were a historical depiction type documentary fair enough but damn.....really? people have the time to say this crap? pickin apart realism in a sci fi movie about a man that brings an alien to earth......yall need jesus.

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And they dang near write a novella about it, in a thread of all places.

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Watch my lips-ITS A FRIGGIN" MOVIE!!! Get over yourself!

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"skandinavians are the most distinctive of all caucasians, physically, intellectually and culturally"
Wow... I can see that you might think that the wiking-culture was something unique, but intellectually?!

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I thought the Vikings in "King Arthur" were pretty realistic. Got to love Til Schweiger and Stellan Skarsgård.

I'm off to watch Pathfinder and see if it measures up to everyone's comments.

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There were no Vikings in King Arthur. Those were Saxons. And despite what that film says the British lost and the Saxons won. Hence Anglo-Saxon.

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Yes, and the Anglo-Saxons became the English*, despite what some claim (especially propaganda from the BNP and the UK establishment). Also has anyone noticed that they would probably be Angles rather than Saxons if they are in what is now Northumbrian...

As for this film... It sounds a bit stupid; They used Norse for and the language of an Alien encountered by Norsemen? Who speak English (which is related to, and influenced by, Norse). That is way too strange for me to stomach.

I do agree that Scandinavians do look rather different from many Europeans (Slavs, Gaels and Finno-Ugrics look similar though) and I do wish they'd cast more Scandinavians more. I am not sure what the OP means by them being different "intellectually" though and I have come to some conclusions about him that I will not go into. Culturally they have many similarities with other Europeans, Indians, Iranians (and in fact all Indo-European peoples) as well as North-East Asians and then to other cultures in many ways (there are similarities between many human cultures).

*Lets not get into any debates about genetics. We are talking about culture and language, ethnolinguistics. We know the English are a mix of many things genetically, like most, if not all, cultures.

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In this post I see an explanation for why you doubted my appreciation of using Old Norse in Outlander in that other post of yours in the James Caviezel board (which you said was off topic there, so I trust my reply belongs here).

I watched Outlander prior to other JC movies exactly because I had learned from its imdb page that I could hear real Old Norse there. Well, I'll be damned if I wouldn't prefer a whole movie done in this supreme language (hence my excitement about Mel Gibson who it seems is going to fulfill both his dream and mine ;)). So far I'll be happy to hear whatever little of it comes around. I didn't like Outlander as a whole, and I didn't like JC in it, that makes the opening part with Old Norse about the only thing I liked about this B-grade movie.

I wish I had a ready-made answer as to the filmmakers' reason to use it, but the effect was certainly worth it. Besides its being exciting for anyone caring about languages, it creates instantly a beautiful idea that the alien is not, well, completely alien to this place (which idea is not, as you know, alien to this movie and this board ;))

Next, the trick appears to solve the translation/voice-over/subtitle problems nicely. 13-th Warrior used a brilliant trick to represent understanding foreign speech by actually transmuting it into comprehensible speech just as one listens. Outlander uses another trick (not so brilliant but at least amusing) to show the same thing and to avoid using subtitled Old Norse all through the movie as well as having to explain why they don't use it - for those who are aware that this is Old Norse, the actual language in use in the area at the time.

For those who aren't, it sounds alien enough to be used as such instead of inventing some really stupid nonce-language for a few words spoken by a single alien man to his notebook ;)

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What? Slavs look similar to Scandinavians? Where?

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"What? Slavs look similar to Scandinavians? Where?"

In Eastern Europe!

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Scandinavia is not in Eastern Europe; it comprises Denmark, Norway, Sweden.

Eastern Europe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Europe

In terms of the economy, then the current popular configuration in the European Union is now a North-South paradigm, where northern E.U. countries have better economies than those in the South.

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Umm, Finno-Ugrics look different from Slavs, and I'd say that they look different from most Europeans, too.

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Actually, the name "English" came from the "Angles" - a Danish tribe that came to Britain before the Saxon (which were a Germanic tribe). The "Britons" were the Celtic people who were there through the Iron Age and into the Middle Ages. The Angles came to Britain mostly when there was a land/marsh bridge between Denmark and Britain. "Until about 10,000 years ago, Great Britain was joined to Ireland, and as recently as 8,000 years ago it was joined to the continent by a strip of low marsh to what is now Denmark and the Netherlands." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain)

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Actually, the name "English" came from the "Angles" - a Danish tribe that came to Britain before the Saxon (which were a Germanic tribe).

Actually, both the Angles and the Saxons were Germanic peoples, North Sea Germanic or Ingvaeonic to be precise (the Vikings, on the other hand, were North Germanic).
The Angles lived in what is today Northern Germany (Schleswig Holstein), the Saxons lived a bit further south, mostly in what is today the German state of Niedersachsen (Lower Saxony).

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"They used Norse for and the language of an Alien encountered by Norsemen? Who speak English (which is related to, and influenced by, Norse). That is way too strange for me to stomach."

You must have missed the part at the beginning of the movie where the protagonist "learns" the Norse language and culture using some kind of device that transmitted information through his optic nerve. Before that, he was speaking an alien language. After he was able to speak Norse, then everyone spoke English, obviously for logistical reasons so that we didn't have to read subtitles for the entire movie. I mean this is a sci-fi movie meant for an English speaking audience, not a foreign art film.

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Loved this film. But it's very underestimated and misunderstood.

The OP's criticisms were too literal: There is no way to know what Scandinavians were like 1300 years ago...it's a very long time of genetic mixing--they were probably short and dark-skinned! There was only one great legacy in Europe from which all others benefited from for almost 2000 years, the Greco-Roman civilization (It's called the Dark Ages for a reason, after the fall of Rome), to attribute greatness in culture or intelligence to Scandinavians is incredibly naive. There's no record that the Scandinavians were a superior culture, but there is plenty of evidence that they were very influential in spreading and mixing cultures throughout Europe thru their extensive travels, as the Phoenicians had done in the Mediterranean 1500 years before, as the Turks did in North Africa and Middle East up until the 1800's and as the Americans have been doing since the mid 20th century. The OP should drop any ideas of supposed superiority because of Nordic genes... everyone on Earth is taking turns being superior.

The OP missed the point of the movie. The movie uses a wonderful "what if" conceit: What if a warrior from an advanced civilization is what brought about the legend of Beowulf. This is what the Director stated in the commentary (I have the dvd); he was being playful and wanted the audience to connect his movie with the old Germanic legend. It's the same conceit used in time-travel movies, ex. "what if a modern American Aircraft carrier could go back to Dec 6 1941, just in time to prevent the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor?" (based on "The Final Countdown"); or "what if a time traveller dropped his cell-phone in New York in 1945 and Joey Motorola picked it up?" (based on "Night at the Museum 2"). It's meant to tickle the audience... no more.

The director also stated that the language JC used in the beginning is actually Old Norse, (or Icelandic, which is very close to Old Norse) so the director was being ironical. For anyone to insist on a movie to be made in Old Norse--a dead language-- is the height of idiocy.

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I think this film had such potential, I love the concept, the 'what if' is actually brilliant IMO. But it was not executed as well as I had hoped. & I was excited for this even before it came out.

But I agree with your post, particularly this:

everyone on Earth is taking turns being superior.


The more you study history, the more you realize how true this is. Every culture/civilization lives in cycles. It comes & goes. If it stays far longer than most, even when poor, that's an achievement. Sometimes when your culture or civilization is on top, you feel like a superhero, no one can top you. Until of course it slowly ebbs away & you see another take that spot. I have a theory on how civilizations/cultures last longer than others. I believe those that last longer are the ones that take a lot more time to get on top. The faster you reach the summit, the faster you fall from it. The journey & the growing of a culture in a steady & slow pace assures it's survival far more than one that is not given time to grow before it reaches it's peak. Anyway, off topic but your post just stirred these thoughts.



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Saxons were mercies the Romans brought over from what is now Germany around 300Ad.

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The only real flaw I found in this move is it happens far too early. The Viking Age did not start until almost a 100 years after the date depicted in the film. The word "viking" in old Norse meant the act of going on an expedition, and the first such recorded "expedition" occurred in 793 A.D. at the abbey of Lindisfarne. Thus, some aspects of the culture and them referring to themselves as Vikings (which, during the Viking Age, only the men who went on expeditions were referred to as such) just would not happen.

I don't know if this error was intentional on behalf of the filmmakers, but I can see them choosing this date so as to limit the Moorwen's influence on actual history. If this had taken place during the height of the Viking Age, when the Norse forcibly spread aspects of their culture across the whole of Europe (rather than simply trading across a thousand miles, as Rothgar said), then the story of the Moorwen would have spread much further than Kainan's little pocket of Norway. If choosing this date was intentional for that very reason, my guess is the filmmakers simply used Viking Age trappings as an identifiable cultural touchstone rather than to convey a sense of actual historical veracity.

On the other hand, despite the time displacement and unlike The 13th Warrior, (which had had Spanish conquistador armor, which was about 700 years out of place), the weapons, armor, ships, art, and architecture depicted in the movie are rather faithful to Viking-era culture, although the clothes are a bit circumspect. The Norse, from what I understand, were fond of brightly colored fabrics and even brocade.

However, one of the things I loved about The 13th Warrior was it did employ many Scandinavian actors, whom I feel lent much credence to their roles (especially Buliwyf and Herger). In Outlander, I felt Kainan's "normal" accent helped drive home that he was indeed a foreigner, but as far as everyone else, I've come to terms with knowing British accents will continue to be used for any and all foreign languages -- Old Norse, Latin (e.g. the ROME series), and so on. But if you want a bad accent, watch Beowulf & Grendel (the one with Gerry Butler). Despite Gerry Butler being awesome in his role, Sarah Polley's Valley Girl accent is nearly unwatchable.

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The only real flaw I found in this move is it happens far too early. The Viking Age did not start until almost a 100 years after the date depicted in the film. The word "viking" in old Norse meant the act of going on an expedition, and the first such recorded "expedition" occurred in 793 A.D. at the abbey of Lindisfarne. Thus, some aspects of the culture and them referring to themselves as Vikings (which, during the Viking Age, only the men who went on expeditions were referred to as such) just would not happen.

Can't agree on this one. History's written afterwards, the Viking Age beginning and end are just pegs agreed on by historians to be used to navigate through the past life, and the Lindisfarne foray was nothing but a minor episode that's used again as a demarcation peg just because it was the earliest dated manuscript mentioning of such an event that historians could lay their hands on.




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Historically accuracy aside the main flaws that stood out for me:

The hero stands almost toe to toe with the creature after it despatches nearly a hundred men with ease

If the ship metal is so good how does a normal wood forge make it mallable enough to make razor sharp swords

Why does destroying the beacon send the rescue party away? Surely they would still investigate (esp as this was possibly the only surviving ship from a massacred outpost)

How long can JC hold his breath underwater?

Why does he never think to go look for his gun? Or to recover any more from his ship?

The accents are terrible - Wulfric sounds like an english gent, Ron Perlmans character sounds Scottish or Irish

Why didnt the guns keep the Morwins out on the home base?

When Wulfric falls into the oil he must be covered in the stuff? Yet never gets set on fire even when attacking the flaming Morwin?

The well is for water? Yet if there caves down there how does it supply enough water to serve the village?

Why is his wife, who has been torn apart by a rampaging beast perfectly unharmed in her coffin?



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Why does destroying the beacon send the rescue party away? Surely they would still investigate (esp as this was possibly the only surviving ship from a massacred outpost)
The ship displayed was probably an automatic satellite, which, upon losing the signal would move on. That they didn't investigate might as well baffle me. Chances are that there might have been a protocol for if a soldier lost a ship, he could have been placed in disrepute.

Or that if the people above saw that he destroyed the beacon (given that it was probably able to transmit advanced telemetry surrounding it), they'd realize that he didn't want contact with his own brethren, so left him alone. I can assume that the downed ship had have had another beacon in it, so they knew that if he really needed his brethren, he'd know how to contact them. The beacon that Kainan destroyed was the one I think he (didn't get to see the movie from the start) set up right after surviving the crash.

One of the reasons they didn't investigate the planet further was probably because the 'failed colony' had degenerated (given what Earth was like at the time) and it would have been politically sensitive to bring the topic up.

How long can JC hold his breath underwater?
I am sure there are several acting tricks to show that. I am convinced, too, that there are people who are able to hold their breath under water longer than average. And I can also think of artistic license, where the outlander can breathe longer under water than the natives.

Why didnt the guns keep the Morwins out on the home base?
The Moorwen lived in caves, underground and could survive underwater. The second, leaner one in the movie got to the village through the well. The inhabitants of the colony thought there were no more Moorwen.

When Wulfric falls into the oil he must be covered in the stuff? Yet never gets set on fire even when attacking the flaming Morwin?
Umm...

Why is his wife, who has been torn apart by a rampaging beast perfectly unharmed in her coffin?
Maybe the coffin has technology inside to make people look beautiful again. Maybe it was his wife's clone (and maybe there's a backup of her memory somewhere on the homeworld). I don't know.

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One of the flaws I spotted was more technical in nature. They used a piece of his ship to make edged weapons, but how can their relatively unsophisticated forges melt and shape metal that's designed to withstand the incredible heat of atmospheric re-entry?


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I'n not sure the heat of the fire is that important to gripe about since we really don't see alot of the actual process except for a few seconds in the montage. They do adress the short timespan in the film in the designs themselves. That's why the hilts are still shaped like the pieces they came from. That's not to say it shouldn't take longer than the montage implies but they did at least consider it in the design.

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Bloody hell people. The reason the Norse people spoke english is because the film is made in english for an english speaking audience. Same reason Han Solo speaks english to Luke Skywalker and why Xena talks it to Hercules. Use your brains for God's sake.

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Lame.

The only glaring flaw I saw was the inability of the whale oil to hurt the beast.

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I think the whole point of the people speaking Scottish/Irish/English was that there are different dialects here too! You think everyone spoke the exact same way back then? Maybe there were some Danes or Swedes there too. I didn't have a problem with the language here anyway. I thought it was the best way I've seen yet to avoid subtitling or having people speak English with a strange foreign accent.

And the human looking alien thing was actually a problem???? That's just nitpicking. If that was such a problem, never ever see a film involving aliens where there are actors playing them then. They will always have the basic human form.

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I agree with coffeefilter.

The main things that bothered me were...

1. ...forging space metal from an old forge. I would have spent forever looking for my ray gun. I'm thinking there should have been more then one on that ship.

2. ...why would the spend all that time carpet bombing the Morwins out of existence, but they leave all the women an children behind with only automated sentries?

3. ...The creature was almost too powerful and too smart at times, then became almost too easy to fight with them lopping off limbs and heads. No one should be able to survive a blow from such a creature.

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1. ...forging space metal from an old forge. I would have spent forever looking for my ray gun. I'm thinking there should have been more then one on that ship.
Kainan didn't want to contaminate the culture. Maybe the guns' technology didn't surive under water and they needed batteries, for which there would have been a need for an energy source, only that the ship was disintegrated to pieces.

2. ...why would the spend all that time carpet bombing the Morwins out of existence, but they leave all the women an children behind with only automated sentries?
Maybe they were busy invading other worlds or fighting unkown enemies elsewhere, so I guess this was SOP (Standard Operating Procedure).

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