What's your favorite Horrible Line?


Stupid Doomed Kid: "I'm glad he has a family now...I'm glad it's us."

I taste like chicken.

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One old man recognizes another old man from 30 years ago and that's how you make a king

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"(insert any line spoken by Matthew Lillard or Burt Reynolds here)!!"

this movie was a riot, lol







Deeeeeeep hurting!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD! YOU CAN'T KILL BECCA

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you guys forgot the worst line & delivery of all

Liotta "life!...has never been so EXCITING!!!"

lol, i was dying when he said that with that stupid look.


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"Be gone from my chambers!" haha and most of the things that Ray Liotta said

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I couldn't help but crack up laughing when the Amazons swing down on their jungle vines in the forest...

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I ain't your friend, palooka.

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"I AM YOUR KING!" - Best one.

Or the chicken line from Ron Pearlman.

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Some of my favs

"Ta nigh we dress ahh wounds, bury ahh dead...for tomorrow, we gouge evil from it's shell!"

"Ha Ha! You've won nothing but time!"

"There's madness...around us."

"Worse than madness...darkness!"

"Bring back HBO in Space and support 70MM!"
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(paraphrased) "Hey, poor farmer, I the king am your father. Didn't see that coming, did you? I even named you 'farmer', so that you wouldn't find out until I lie on a bed and one cut later I'm dead."

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Matthew Lillard spouting "Respect Is My Birthright"

"What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left."

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"Sacrilege!" and the rest of that line. Not even John Rhys-Davies could make that better.

"I dare not guess!" was equally stupid.

Really, I like JRD much, but some of his lines in this movie were so bad I could barely bear hearing him actually vocalize them.

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The kid's lines were bad, but they made points by killing him off.

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Tarish: Today...we ride for our king. And our king proudly fights in the name of Ehb!!

Utah! Get me two.

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Farmer tells his wife.. "You know.. There's something i've always wanted to tell you. I love you."

They had a son, it would be fair to say they've been married for about a decade.. and now the big L comes out.. =/

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