Matthew Lillard... Alien Prince??


Far be it for me to comment negatively on one's appearance... but, uh, let's talk about Matthew Lillard's head. What's going on with that head??! I mean, his various facial features all seem to be on the move, like the continents - i KNOW he didn't look this damn weird in, say, "Scream"... I know it ain't the cropped hair; it's like his head is melting and his features are swimming in a pool of flesh. however disgusting a concept that may be/is.

i REALLY hate to be shallow and lame, and I'm sorry, but this needs to be addressed. It's beyond alarming.

Actually, wait a minute... HE DIDN'T LOOK THIS DAMN WEIRD IN "The Descendants", EITHER. UWE, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?

...Or you know what? Perhaps I just never realized it before, seeing as how those movies had actual content beyond the very faces of it's actors to think on. Yeah, scratch this whole f--king thing, THAT'S the reason.

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Oh boy, you're hallucinating. Or watching a bad yify rip. Or you just got a new TV and you haven't set it up properly. Or Matthew really is an alien. I wonder how he likes it here and does he miss home.


"I don't want a bloody avatar!" -paraphrased from BQQ's annoyances with IMDb's stupidity

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OP what the living *beep* are you on about

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Well this is the strangest post I read in a while.

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