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I LOVE Rochelle's threats...

posted 14 years ago by Amy_N
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I think my favorite is...I will slap the pores off your face.

I'm not your bitch, Bitch.

[–] Isaac5855 14 years ago

I used to love when they would show her doing like 7 or 8 of them in a row...too funny.

[–] GimmeSomeSkin 14 years ago

ohh man, me too :D

"I always know where I am by the way the road looks.."

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[–] everett552 11 years ago

Get your Johnny Cashless ass upstairs and study! Do you think I'm playin' with you? And where you get that guitar from? You better not be sellin' no damn drugs in my house!

[–] temperamint-1 10 years ago

My favorite was when she told Chris she'd slap him into sub-space, and a few seconds later, he was. In another episode where he tried to act like a bad boy to impress Tasha, he was at the hospital with her shoe in his x-ray. In the voice over, he says he learned a valuable lesson: be yourself, or get a pump in your ass.

[–] gregglop09 8 years ago

Me too. My favorite scene is when she started yelling at Julius for doing all the household chores when he lost his job. That scene was funny as hell!

[–] blaque108 8 years ago

Rochelle threats remind me of my mom she used to be make threats to me, and my younger siblings.

[–] lvis-18548 8 years ago

My favorite's gotta be this (or at least something along the lines of this)..

Tonya: "Mama, where's Chris?"
Rochelle: "Oh, I knocked him into next week. He'll be back on Tuesday"

I thought that was priceless.