favorites quotes?

what are your favorite quotes from the show?

these are my favorites:

Louie: Kim, is making me eat more healthy
Rich: So what? Kim's not here. Usually when she's not around you eat like a dike at a carpet sale.

"I'm gonna *beep* your tits off!"-Louie

Jerry's whole speech about playgrounds and "welcome aboard", and about the elderly.

"That ain't white or black that's just *beep* up."-Walter

"Kiss my ass bitch"-Walter (doing Bill Cosby impression)

Louie: Atleast we still have each other.
Kim: *beep* that *beep*

Rich: Who the hell buys a doll you can't *beep*
Mike: There's gotta be some way to *beep* it!