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favorites quotes?

posted 18 years ago by moviebuff01
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what are your favorite quotes from the show?

these are my favorites:

Louie: Kim, is making me eat more healthy
Rich: So what? Kim's not here. Usually when she's not around you eat like a dike at a carpet sale.

"I'm gonna *beep* your tits off!"-Louie

Jerry's whole speech about playgrounds and "welcome aboard", and about the elderly.

"That ain't white or black that's just *beep* up."-Walter

"Kiss my ass bitch"-Walter (doing Bill Cosby impression)

Louie: Atleast we still have each other.
Kim: *beep* that *beep*

Rich: Who the hell buys a doll you can't *beep*
Mike: There's gotta be some way to *beep* it!

[–] 18 years ago

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[–] cassettexbeat 17 years ago

"You can sometimes be a *bleeping* *C U NEXT TUESDAY*.

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[–] 17 years ago

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[–] kswindl 17 years ago

louis eating a furiously eating a donut
rich: are you even enjoying that thing?
louis: (painfull gulp) no
rich: then why are you eating it?
louis: because f u ck her, that why.
rich: (turns) oh, hi kim.
louis throws the bag of doughnuts off to the side

[–] EntertainMe463 17 years ago

OMG there were soooo many great ones!

But the one I love and still remember was from the first episode.

Louie and Kim discuss having another baby, he says they're broke. Louie says to Kim "we have negative $50 in our checking account, we have to raise $50 just to be broke!!! I was laughing about that line for days afterward. :))

"life is like a box of chocolates...you never know which one may be a laxative" ~ Cady McClain

[–] [email protected] 17 years ago

[After Louie had his door removed for fear of being mugged/murdered]

Nick: "It's thrust, energy thrust! Doors block the thrust of life. I know this man, I know this. It's doors. Doors are *beep* It's doors."

[–] easypickle85 17 years ago

belive me i totally get this. you want me to listen to you and then later remember the things that you say.

[–] a-j-dickman 17 years ago

"yappa yappa yappa" and the other noises he makes after calling Kim the C-word and then..."hey, did you know 95 percent of husbands call their wife a *beep*

[–] slapshot9914 17 years ago

So I'm sucking this demons d ick.

[–] scan63 17 years ago

Mike: I'ld punch my mother... I'ld punch her right in the face.

[–] EricaLynnM 17 years ago

(after lucy calls rich ugly)
Mike: Well at least theres nothing wrong with her eyesite

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[–] f_f_f_101 17 years ago

Louie: She's got me eating kale.
Rich: What the F UCK is kale?
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Rich: So what happened to the weekend full of sex?
Mike: Yeah, did ya fall in?
(Mike and Rich laugh histarically)
Louie: That doesn't even make sense.
Rich: Yes it does, it means her p ussy was so big, you fell in it.
Mike: Yeah, that's one big p ussy.
(Both continue to laugh)
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Rich: Usually I try and c um early to get half my money back.
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(Rich tries to open his beer with his gun pointing it at Louie)
Louie: Put that away man.
Rich: What, safety is on...wait, now it's on.
Louie: I told you not to bring a gun.
Rich: Wait.....now it's on.

[–] le_pony 17 years ago

Mike: "What?!"
Louie: "What...?"
Mike: "I mean what the *beep* You've never given me anything!"

[–] hughiegibson 17 years ago

Kim: What is wrong with you?
Louie (on the phone): There's something wrong with me, I'll call you back.

Louie: That kid is a f ucking *beep*

[–] Ceaserius 17 years ago

"Your pussy is gonna put us in a state of financial ruin!"

[–] amazins5485 17 years ago

hey have some flowers you cu nt

[–] jively-0 17 years ago

Kim: What's wrong with you?
Louie: I gotta go, something's wrong with me.

[–] rip747 17 years ago

Lucy: Dad can I keep this.
Louie: No honey, that's a cigarette butt. Put that down and go wash your hand in the fountain.
Rich: that's disgusting
Louie: What? I told her to go wash her hands.
Rich: Are you kidding. The shemale slut that put her lips on that cigarette butt probably washed her balls in that fountain.

[–] donny-youre-out-of-youre-element 16 years ago

the whole scene where lucy keeps asking him why.

this is jack's signature.

[–] dan6pitcher 10 years ago

That was one of the best scenes in TV history. Never have I enjoyed a comedy scene with a kid involved in it more than that one!

[–] bwarttman 16 years ago

First episode I saw was the *beep* episode. It caught me by surprise and made me laugh.

And my 'beep' I mean 'see you n tea'

[–] eaglesman85 16 years ago

Louie: She's a *beep*en *beep* She used to be cute, now she sucks. You know, I never understood that whole babies in the garbage can thing but now I get it.

Louie(talking to Kim): But you're my jizz bucket

Louie: I get the donuts in a seperate bag so that I don't get any coconut on the bagels.
Rich: Oh, why don't you get another bag to put your balls in

Chef:Hello children!
Kids:Hi Chef,What would a priest wanna put up my butt?
Chef:Bye children...

[–] hooper-xxx 16 years ago

You are a dirty little jazz whore.

[–] lovedawn 15 years ago

On one of the audio commentaries, Jim Norton playfully describes Louis CK as "a big, red-headed pile of sweaty cu nt meat"!

And that phrase makes me think of kebabs, for some reason.

(Not the 'red-headed' part, obviously)

grumble, moan, whinge etc.

[–] cdz6969 15 years ago

When the daughter tells Jim Norton "You're Ugly!" And he looks all hurt and probably develops a complex.

[–] kidicarus1983 15 years ago

"That's not black or white...that's just f*#$ed up"

[–] doctor_benway91 14 years ago

"Like when we put up one of lucy pictures on the fridge and say oh your going to be artist" *points to picture on fridge* " shes not gonna be a fu ckin' artist"

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs. Mercy.

[–] OnlyRevolutionary 14 years ago

*shouting into Kim's ass*

"WE CAN'T AFFORD IT"

Silencio...

[–] iEssy 12 years ago

Louie - You and your farking hate, you're not the only one who hates.
Kim - what? you hate me?
Louie - yeah sometimes. you surprised?
Kim - I dunno, just hearing you say it... god, what do you do when you hate me.
Louie - I JUST KEEP IT IN AND LET IT CRUSH MY HEART DOWN INTO A DIAMOND.

that is gold.

Louie on the phone cancelling with Mike from going to to a women's basketball game...
Louie - Hey Mike, bad news i can't go, yeah.. the wife won't let me go.
Kim - What?! Don't tell him that, this is not me not letting you go.
Louie - Oh.. I guess she is letting me go...
Kim - what is wrong with you?
Louie - something is wrong with me, I gotta go.

So many great pieces of dialogue in this superb show.

The discussion between Mike and Rich resulting in God being a C|_|nt is also brilliant.