Best. Line. Ever!
Get momma's thong off your head. You had pinkeye last week!
share randy; It's like that guy who finds perverts in his kitchen every week.........
he should move.
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When fussing at Joy about manipulating him into stealing her a Diaper Genie: "Which, by the way, there's nothing magic about it; it's just crap in a bag."
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"These floors are dirty as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
Patty the day-time hooker: I tried, Earl, I even got my good boob out.
Joy: Oh my god, there's a negro in our house, help, we're bein' robbed.
Mary Kay Letournover's: using under-ripe apples for maximum freshness since 1997
My favourite 'scene' is between Earl and Crab-man when they're fighting over Earl having slept with Joy, but Crab-man has been told by Joy that Earl slept with Crab-man's mom. Earl says 'you know what she's like' and 'well I didn't get mad when you did it'.
Mary Kay Letournover's: using under-ripe apples for maximum freshness since 1997
CRABMAN: I was taught a very specific moral hierarchy--
God, family, country.
Strippers who threaten my wife appear nowhere on this list.
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The World is My Oyster...
Completely Shucked!
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What's he talking about ? What about people like me, Earl ? How am I going to find a man to love me ?
Look, I, uh I don't know much about gay stuff, Kenny.
The gayest thing I've ever done is make all these sandwiches.
As Joy goes into labor in the trailer...
Darnell: I need a towel, the coupon scissors, and a chip clip.
Joy: You better be fixin' to open a bag of fritos, Macguyver.
"They have books on tape"
Earl "You mean sticky?"
I don't know why, but this cracked me tf up! How he said it was hilarious.
"If you can't change the people around you, change the people around you"
There was a scene in the episode "BB" that went something like this:
Randy: "He's out with no pants on."
Earl: "He doesn't know his pants are off, pull 'em up."
Randy: "I don't want to, they're weird and gross."
Gwen's Dad: "Don't touch those or I'll poop 'em."
Cop: What are you burying! Are you burying a body?
Earl: It's just a pot hole! What kind of body could you bury in a pot hole?
Cop: Oh God! Are you burying a dead baby?
Earl: No! I'm just trying to fill in this pot hole!
Cop: Oh thank God... I thought I was going to have to dig out a dead baby.
Some of my favorites:
Earl Jr.: Momma I gotta go to the bathroom!
Joy: Oh Great, so you picked today to stop going in your pants!
Earl, to Joy: You alienate everybody, that's why that group of "flat-chested pygmy sluts won't sell you cookies!