Joy: "You better get me some drugs, or get a me a fishing pole with a jar of baby food on the end of it."
Joy: "Oh Chasquito. I can deal with that."
Donnie: "I just listened to a whole Fish album, and it sucked."
Earl: "Wakey! Wakey! Hands of snakey."
Catalina: "Guess what I picked up in the parking lot at Club Chubby"
Joy: "Gonorrhea?"
CIRCUS: What you want? I'm trying to shave the kangaroo.
JOY: Trust me, I know what it takes to take care of somebody. I've proven that three times to child services.
-- I know she was just a puppet but she put her hand right up my heart!
Catalina: I will NOT jump for Joy.
As Catalina is getting in a box in Mexico - to get sent to America - the guy hands her a newspaper
Cat: It's too dark in here to read.
Guy: It's not for reading.
Steven Wright: Right now, I'm having amnesia and deja vu - I think I forgot this before.
I'm Officer Hoyne. I grew up here in Camden County - along with my twin brother and sister.
Steven Wright: Right now, I'm having amnesia and deja vu - I think I forgot this before.
Joy knocks Jesse out, knocking her two front teeth out fighting over Earl. Jesse is the girl Joy stole Earl from.
Joy: "Now take those two front teeth, put 'em under your pillow and maybe the Tooth Fairy will bring you yr own man!"
Joy holsters 9mm in a wrongly placed shoulder holster and it discharges ripping the stuffings out of her bra along side her left breast. She flinches then nonchalantly surveys the room and says: "It's a'ight everbody, just grazed my boobie."
-- I know she was just a puppet but she put her hand right up my heart!
Joy: Oh what a tangled web we weave, when whence we practice to make up a stupid-ass list.
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