Favorite quote? - So Notorious (2006) Discussion

Cursed Episode
Tori: Can I get a shower cause ewww....

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[–] pawprint2000-1 17 years ago

omg i can't pick 1...

ashley(to tori):i could snap u in 2, u anorexic WHORE!

ashley:u know, u look better in person
tori:......thanks
ashley:did u get more stuff done?
tori:excuse me?
ashley:i neva watched ur show much.it was so gay.everyone on it was like 40 and still a virgin, especially u....ur not anymore r u?
*tori shakes her head with half-fake smile like she wants to say something but doesn't*

sasan:hola! where's the bad seed?(tina)

tori:wow.u want grandchildren????
kiki:yes, as long as nanny is still around and they're well behaved and attractive....
tori *mumbles*:ill do my best...
kiki:u know, it was really smart of u to get a younger sibling
tori(taken aback):thanks
kiki:u know, they're like staff.if they don't work out, u can just replace them. but with children of ur own, ur stuck for life
tori*toasting with kiki*:here's to being stuck for life

janey(to tina):if u give it(the shirt)back, we can have a nice day.if u don't give it back, it's gonna be a not-so-nice day, ESPECIALLY FOR U.

tori:janey! he(brad)is her (tina's) dad!
janey:noooooo he's her boyfriend!
tori(to tina):both??!

Pete(talking bout girls he worked with who went to 'wholeness'): and tor's even more messed up than they were, so she should really check it out

ruthie:torina!!! there u r baby,hey! *snaps fingers* SASAN, have u been taking care of our tori?
*tori gives mimi to a crew member*
sasan:it's not my job to take care of tori, ruthie, it's ur job

lisa(after tori's breakdown on set):it's ok, tori, we're here for u
tori:and why r u canadians so FRIGGIN NIIIICE??! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!! cept for U!!! *points at lionel the hair guy*
lionel:honey, i'm from long island
tori:finally.something makes sense....

"We've never had a fight...I don't know what everybody's talking about." -Candy Spelling

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[–] Hilzaa 17 years ago

aaron : you know theres always room for another witch on charmed

not sure if thats the exact words
joel xx

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[–] tfrazier 16 years ago

"I just wanna clean mattress and a man who doesn't beat me"-Tina

*laughs* Kiki

"She's serious mom."-Tori

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[–] r-cp-1 17 years ago

Tori screaming back at a very rude date who told her she was irrelevant: "I don't need to be relevant.....I'M TORI SPELLING!!!!".

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[–] lizzo13 17 years ago

Why are so many of these posts deleted by administrators?

I love pretty much anything Sasan says.. "The doors only open 2 inches. Quick, Tori, run for help!" Several others..

It takes no time to fall in love, but it takes you years to know what love is...

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[–] tfrazier 16 years ago

"I am Tori Spelling! I don't need to be relevant!"

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[–] SeeBear 16 years ago

Tori trying to get a part as an undercover call-girl.

Ruthie: "What are they talking about?! Look at you!! You make a fantastic whore!"

Tori: "Uh...Ruthie, I'm not trying to look like a whore!"

Ruthie: "But you do anyway" (to everbody) That's how good she is".

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[–] sfnprincess81 16 years ago

(The gang is in a sex shop and Tori has dropped something on the floor)

Nosy Clerk: "Looking for something?"
Tori: [nervously] "No, just browsing."
Nosy Clerk: [noticing the large sex toy Tori is holding] "Miss 90210's got herself an appetite!"

I almost passed out laughing.

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[–] JayNow 16 years ago

I'm not sure on the exact words, but

Sas: "I'm gay, Armenian, and Persian! All of my identities hate each other. It's a wonder my complexion is as clear as it is!"

The whole bit with Farrah and the potato was funny, too. POTato.

Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.

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[–] Flight_of_Fantasy 15 years ago

The exact quote was:
Sasan: "I'm gay, Iranian and Muslim. All of my identities hate each other. It's a miracle my complexion is as flawless as it is!" That's one of my favorites, too. Actually, pretty much any of Sasan's quotes.
Sasan: "Tori Spelling dating a plastic surgeon, that's like Liz Taylor dating a bacon cheeseburger!" Gets me every time!
Sasan: *coming out to his parents* "And I'm gay!...ish. Uh, well, bisexual..."
Sasan: "I wish that sauna had a lock on the door." *referencing the hot gay kiss scene!*

And way more that I can't think of right now. One of the best sitcoms EVER!

"You can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!" ~Troll 2

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[–] patrick_bateman_90029 15 years ago

I don't remember the exact quote, but it's the stuff from Tori's audition tape to Steven Soderbergh.

We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty, they will know who we are.

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[–] moviefreak_86 14 years ago

I love Sasan so much! I love the Jealous episode when he's laying in an icecream como on the sofa. It's not exact but it's something like
Sasan "Do you know what it's like to not have the approval of that woman!"
Tori "Umm Hello!?"
Sasan "Your man stole my WOMAN!"

And the part where Tori and Sasan are fighting over Nanny
Tori"So you're gonna stop calling her right....because she's mine!"

Sasan"I-am-NOT-her ASSISTANT!"

Sasan"I'll get a new dog, skinnier, prettier, and I'll call her...Mimi LaTwo!"

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[–] moviefreak_86 14 years ago

I thought of a few more!

Sasan "Kiki it's me, Sasan."
Kiki "Oh yes the Persian boy."
Sasan "The Persian boy? What am I a Merchant Ivory Film?"

Pete"I think that guy is checking me out."
Sasan"Oh he's not checking you out, he's checking me out."
Pete "How do you know?"
Sasan"Because I had sex with him at the gym"

Sasan"Ok, you didn't hear it from me...but Micro-penis."

Tori "Haha you said penitrait!"
Sasan "HAHAH Tori focus! You're gonna have to live off of this when you get too old to act!"

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