Funniest Scenes


Which Scenes ya thought were da funniest?
I Like da part wen Vy/Sebastian was talking 2 duke and she goes like why you're hot? I also liked the Dinner scene ,The fist 1 with monique vy/sebastian kya ivonne and all of them lol

"Do you think im some kind of mental person?"( Throws plate in the poker table)

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i thought it was SOOOO FUNNNNY when at the very beginning of the movie when sebastian just leaves his room from the window and then viola's mom asks her if she was talking to her brother and viola was like. NO... um yes... on the phone, he's at dad's *bye dad*... HAHAHA FUNNIEST THING OF MY LIFE her face is priceless
i also like when her mom is like WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH JUSTIN he's so handsom and rough and chiseled and great... she is in LOVE with that boy

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I like the part where she's getting out of the car as Sebestian and a guy walks by "Sup?" Viola - "Oh my god he knew!"
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Dude.Monster.

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I ALSO liked " inside every girl there's a boy... that came out wrong but you know what i mean" and when paul picks up the phone and he says hello my life sucks

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I loved the first Science class scene, it's just hilarious! Especially when 'Sebastian' reads out Olivia's name and she nods at him. The other guys are like
"Dude, she gave you the nod"
And Duke's friend says "Yeah, she gives good nod"
That made me laugh so much!!

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I dont if anybodiy's wrote this but my fave part is where at the end of the film where Viola comes back on to play the final football game after her brother plays the 1st half, SHE BLATANTLY HAS A MALE STUNT DOUBLE!!!!!!! WET MYSELF!!!!

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i liked the carnival! it was sooo funny!!

and the gym scene!!


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My favorite part is towards the end where Viola dressed as Sebastian at the Game Is LIKE I love you to Duke and everyones Like WHAT?? Cuz everybody still thought She was Sebastian That was Pretty Funny! :)

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I like all the scenes you said, but I also like the scenes with the tough coach. He was so funny ("I will follow you around with a parasol"), especially his face when Viola admitted she was a girl.

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I like...

-All of Malcom's scenes
-When Viola's cell phone rang "Barbie Girl" in the biology lab
-When Viola said that she sees Monique as ooglay
-When Viola was in her Sebastian discuise talking to her mom about the debutant dress
-When Monique was chasing Viola around the pizzaeria and everytime she encountered a person she'd wave her arms in that "Movie It!" way.

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Dang there's like a thousand scenes I love in this movie. But from the top of my head...

I thought the whole gym scene was hilarious, especially when Viola's hand went down Duke's back while hugging, and when she was pretending to lift the weights while staring at him. Oh, and definitely like every scene with Eunice...."You looked so serene. I made breakfast...darling." lol...and the part with the principal in the beginning..he's like "Welcome to Illyria, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome to Illyria" makes me laugh everytime.

Such a stupid movie in a funny kinda way, love it!

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When Viola (as her brother) is standing there with a tampon up her nose. The look on her face just makes me laugh.

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The whole movie is hilarious,

But any scene with Eunice in it makes me laugh uncontrolably.
Especially "I made breakfast darling"
& when she is moon walking to the bench counting backwards

also

Toby: "I'll cut you man" (to the clown at the carnival)

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Yes! Yes! Yes!
Eunice is soo funny.

Her face just before Sebastian wakes up, too. Staring so intently haha. "You looked so serene.."

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i love this movie!! i must have watched it like tens of times, i laugh everytime i watch it. i like all of the parts where viola pretends to be sebastian. she's really funny!

"i skipped a coupla grades. i'm brilliant, shhhhh!!!"

"second string? that's ridiculous, am i right? am i right?" her face and gestures, so funny!!

"i mean, which one would u rather see, NAKED!?" its the hand chops, hilarious!


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I love the part when Viola is teaching Duke how to talk to girls...
Duke: "Well what do I say?"
Viola: "Ask me if I like...Cheese"
*She puts on her normal voice*
D: "OK. do you like..cheese?"
V: "Why yes I do. My favourite's Gouda!"

Then at the diner, Duke uses it on Olivia...
D: "Um..Do you like cheese?"
Olivia: "Euh..."

Hilarious!!!!

Also... Monique: "Girls with ass's like mine, do not talk to boys with face's like yours!"
lol

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LMAO

AWESOME MOVIE!

Favorite part:

When Malcom Starts singing after Monique Finds Sabastians Lyrics to a song

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I think Eunice is absolutely hilarious! My favorite Eunice-isms are:
"I'm going to be the best lab partner you ever had." [Stares freakishly at Duke]
"I'm so there it's insane!"
She was such a great character!!!

I also loved the scene where Duke and Olivia looked completely bored out of their minds on their date. =D

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1800-BIATCH love it

So funny on Olivia and Duke on the date, and Duke cmbing his hair with the spoon.

Viola's facial expressions!! Amazing, everything she said was hilarious.

The whole bit at the faire.

Duke screaming when he sees the spider.

Do you like cheese??

"Why do you have tampons in your boots?"
"Umm...I get really bad nosebleeds"
(That was the worst thing she could of said, it was so random).

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I love it when Viola (as herself) is at the debutant luncheon, eating really aggressively, and when she smiles sweetly and says 'kill me' it makes me laugh every time! x

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My favourite is when Monique is chasing Viola (as Sebastian) in the pizza parlour and Viola shouts to her "...and when I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY"
Hilarious!

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When duke is talking to olivia and his phone rings. I just love the way he flips it open... and afterwards he goes i'm thingless

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I love it when the principal sings the welcome song to Viola/Sebastian, and when Duke smacks Martin over the head with a towel in the showers, I nearly cried laughing!!

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Ohmygoodness

I have SO many favorite parts...I'm trying to remember them all:

When the real sebestian crawls out the window and Viola is talking to her Mom and picks up the phone and goes "Bye Dad" and then gets this crazy look on her face.

When they're putting on all the mustaches, and when she's copying those guys walks

When she's walking down the hall: I can do this, I'm a dude! I'm a HUNKAY dude! I'm a BAD ASS hunky dude! lmao

Why do you have tampons in your boot? Uhhh I get really bad nosebleeds? What, you've NEVER done that. Oh Beckham does it all the time! You just....take this thing and whatever..THAT is...and ya just.....(sticks it up her nose)...It absorbs right up!

When Toby comes up and is all like Hey I gotta ask you something...and she's like Gotta life time of knowledge!

Duke to Eunice: Do...you...like...cheese?? Eunice: Oh yes...almost more than any other animal byproduct!

god i love this movie. my fave.

"And now we'll take a five minute stretch break." "YOUR MOM'S A FIVE MINUTE STRETCH BREAK!"

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lol i love the whole movie but its funny when eunice goes: 'you looked so serene' the look on her face made me crack up:D

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I love this
Coach Dinklage: OK, shirts and skins.
Viola: Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt.
Coach Dinklage: What?
Viola: I'm allergic to the sun.
Coach Dinklage: You're allergic to the sun?
Viola: Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic.

Lol and the best line from the movie:

Viola: I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!

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"I mean second sring, thats ridiculous, Am I right? Am I right?"
Everyone looks disgustedly at her.

In the gym, when Olivia talks to him and he bangs his head and the way he answers the phone.

The Catfight

1800-BIATCH!

Whenm she first comes to teh room and meets them. "Heyy, heyy(In a man voice), Wattup!"And then she throws her keys up in the air and nearly drops them.

Viola eating at the table, you could see Olivia eating like a angel and then it cuts to Viola stuffing herself and when she enters the bathroom she walks in like a man.

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I Like The Bit In The Gym Too,, Lol
And
The Part With The Spider And They're Freaking Out!



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im killing myself laughing just reading this
seriously it 11.00 at night everyone at my house is asleep, everythings dark and im sitting in my room cacking myself, by bro just got outta bed in his boxers came raging into my room and he's like WHAT THE *beepING* HELL ARE U LAUGHING AT IN HERE I CANT SLEEP CUZ EVERY TIME I GET CLOSE I HERE THIS HYSTERICAL SHRIEKING NOISE AND I NEARLY HAVE A HEART ATTACK CUZ I THINK THERES A RAPIST IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO
so funny

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ahhhh anyway just thought id say that
this movie is hilarious
the best parts are

every scene with violas mum!!

when she picks up the phone and goes 'bye dad'!

when she first arives at illyria 'OMG HE KNEW!!!!!' then her and paul have that screaming match and vi's just like "STOP TALKING!"

the whole scene in the gym

and the principle!!!!!! !!!welcome to illyria!!!

bro, brothers? brethern?

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All those scenes are awesome.

I laughed so hard at the game, when Justin and Duke are fighting and everyone rushes over. This guy's limping to join the fight, and the Coach just grabs him and throws him down on the floor.

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dont think anyones said this but when Sebastian wakes up and gets taken to the football pitch and has to play but doesn't know how and is tripping over the ball etc- i think its hilarious and cute

- the bit with the barbie girl ringtone
- the spider (them jumping on the bed lol)
- the bit when they hug in the gym and violas hands travel further south than Duke is comfortable with (and when he hits his head on the pole thing)
- Eunice <3
- when she first goes to illayria and the guy says sup and she jumps back in the car going 'he knows' and the shouting match that ensues

(i'll stop here because otherwise i'll just list like all the scenes in the movie)
i love this film because it had me laughing from begining to end (which is rare for me) it was soooooo funny!!!!!!

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I laugh every time when Viola is eating chicken and she slurps the soup, and finally when she says, "ladies." oh my god too funny!

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i can't believe somebody hasn't mentioned this scene:

it's right after the real sebastian drops his pants to prove that he is a boy, the principal then aimed the microphone (i don't know what the thing's called in english) to malcolm's ear wanting an explanation and then malcolm's starting to cry..that's hillarious..

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I laugh every time when Viola is eating chicken and she slurps the soup, and finally when she says, "ladies." oh my god too funny!

I just laughed out so loud reading that and thinking about it, mu sister just walked in, but just laughed because she finds that bit very funny too.

Everything about the movie makes me smile.

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I love just about every scene. all of them make me LOL

but especially the gym scene,
i gotta change my feet, viola touching dukes bum and duke putting the strings in violas face

and i also love the part when viola is talking to paul and he is just staring at himself in the mirror, and when the guy touches his hair he slaps his hand away.

and practically everything Kia says
'looking through the binoculars' "nice work paul!"

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LOVE the scene when Viola is eating at the luncheon LOLOLOLOLOL

Then she says, "ladies" when she's done =D

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~ Lol the lunch bit always had me in stiches

After Duke and Justin fight, and Viola is on top on Justin. Vi's mum comes over and says "Viola, this really isnt ladylike!" and in response Viola spits out(like a man) a gallon of popcorn in her mouth and out of her dress. And then when Vi's moms friend takes over and starts panicking and shouting to clean it up, and Vi's face in reponse lol

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1. Any scene with Eunice

2. the gym scene

3. when viola's at the luncheon, stuffing her face

4. when they're on the double date and what Toby says about hating high school

5. when the spider scene in the bedroom and

6. when malcolm's singing

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I laughed so hard I cried when Viola's at the luncheon and her mom says "Chew like you have a secret" and just the way Viola like...smiles like the grinch while she chews. It had me in stitches.

[Everybody's happy nowadays]

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Right now, I'm watching the bit where they're in the restaurant, and viola is convincing them that she's an awesome guy, ahhaha

You give me joy that's unspeakable, Jesus I am so in love with You

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Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.

so. true.

also:
Yeah, she gives great nods!

Have a great apple and sandwich!

Is it just me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most?

Chew like you have a secret...

This is a lovely children's carnival GOD DAMNIT!



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WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE CURRENT SITUATION MALCOLM???

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Mine would be when the coach told Viola that she was on the first string for the Cornwall game and she asked him 'Reallyy', he replied "no, i'm jokin"... Vinnie Jones always cracks me up in funny movies!

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One of my favourite parts (besides the entire movie) is when Viola/Sebastain has her first biology class with Olivia and she's something like "the whole bisecting thing kinda freaks me out so you're gonna have to take the reins on that" and then Olivia's like "wow! most guys would never admit that" and Vi/Sebastain: "oh crap. you're right" sooo hilarious!!!

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I still think the funniest part of the movie is where Viola is putting the tampon up her nose, just before she does it she hesitates a little and the look on her face is so funny! It's kind of like "omg I can't believe I'm sticking a tampon up my nose". Nobody really notices it but I think it's hilarious.

Some other favourites -

- Ok guys, catch up with you later!
- How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.
- Got a life time of knowledge
- He's not a piece of meat, Olivia!
- Is it just me or does this soccer match have more nudity than most?
- (The Cornwall coach at the end) Ok. That's gonna bruise.
- She gives good nod
- Oh for the love of god! It burns!

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My favorite, too.

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I love this movie...seriously, it's in my top 5. So many funny parts. I love the whole gym scene..."for us mere mortals?" when Duke hits his head on the bar, when Sebastian (viola) says, "Olivia" (like she's SO pissed), when Duke celebrates after olivia agrees to go out. I feel like I'm really seeing some kid in high school...except, of course, someone like Duke would not have ANY problems getting a date...even with the hottest girl. EVER. Talking or not talking.

I also love the scene with Sebastian (Viola) trying to fit in with the guys by showing how into him his 'girlfriends' are.

Any part with the soccer coach was awesome. Any part where Channing and Amanda interacted was good...I actually thought they had really good chemistry in many ways.

Amanda Byne's facial expressions were PRICELESS. When she gets left by the guys in the cafeteria when she's talking about her ex, and she mouths the phrase "Dammit!" HILARIOUS.

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my fave scene is the shower scene where Duke pops the stalker guy in the eye with the towel. and when the stalker guy sings," i see you through your window, and im standing in a tree outside". i choked on my soda at that part.

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