An abysmal piece of

Abject dumpfill. Every second of this fecal masterpiece is one better spent under the knife of the lobotomist. If boredom was the key to a long life, you'd never know it because the boredom would kill you if it was caused by this atrocious dung heap. If you are forced to watch this movie in the presence of a butcher knife, you will not see the end. The thirty minute scenes of three men discussing passing a bill will make you wish you were passing a kidney stone. If anyone ever gives you the choice between watching this and getting a full body tattoo of scenes from smurfs, you're only question will be where to put smurfette.