Why don't they make a theatrical Elvis bio-pic?
With the success of Walk the Line and Ray I'm very surprised that any Elvis bio-pic goes direct to TV. My only guess is that Johnny Cash and Ray Charles were both able to overcome their addictions and Elvis never did. So it would be a depressing end or something, I have no idea.
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