Not the wittiest script I've ever listened to but:
Sofi: Angel, can I ask you a question? What the hell is this?
[holds up some condoms]
Angel: Those are breathmints, baby! 🐭
I only blow things that are pink
shareAlways thought Bobby's No Mercy tattoo was funny.
shareThought it was pretty funny when Angel is asking Bobby about his dick. Bobby tells him to ask the "cock expert in the shower." Jack casually sticks his head out of the shower and peers down at Angel's crotch. "Rug burn."
shareThe one detective holding a lock of hair in a baggie-- "Do you what this is"?
Bobby-- "yeah it's a hair from your wife's tit"!
"You don't pay a ho to fuck you. You pay her to leave."
Honestly, that whole scene was funny
Them getting personal, 'banging the cop's wife' for a defense. Not funniest yet clever as a ploy to make the interrogator-cop lose his right standing and be seen as no better for lashing out.
shareThis movie is seriously one of the most quotable movies of all time. So many good lines.
Angel: "Sit yo corn muffin head ass down!"
Jack, to Angel: "You get your teeth whitened?"
Victor Sweet: "Bitch I'll put you down there with him... Get on over there and share a meal with your man!"
Angel, to Jerry: "Big-ass teeth... Whatchu gon do, bite me??"