Your favorite Chaos Theory quote
So I was looking through the "memorable quotes" for Chaos Theory, and I couldnt help but notice most of Sam's are f'ing hillarious.
Anyone have any favorites?
These, I guess.
Sam Fisher: [at a Japanese tea house, Sam has grabbed a guard from behind in a choke-hold] Bad news.
Guard: Agh! I knew it! I knew there were ninjas around here!
Sam Fisher: What?
Guard: Yeah, you've gotta be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?
Sam Fisher: Listen, I don't know what...
Guard: Wow! A real, live, ninja! I can't believe it!
Sam Fisher: Listen, I'm going to kill you if...
Guard: *Wow*! Killed by a ninja... cool!
Anna: The Maria Narcissa.
Sam Fisher: Sounds like your setting me up for another blind date.
Anna: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Sam Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Anna: Fisher!
Sam Fisher: Sorry.
Sam Fisher: Lambert, now that I got 50 million bucks with me, it's time to talk about a raise.
Irving Lambert: Hmmm. 25 cents an hour and not a penny more.
Sam Fisher: Deal.
Anna: The missile is closing in fast on the U.S.S. Ronald Reagan.
Sam Fisher: Wait a minute... did you just say I have to win one for the Gipper?
Anna: Dude, what does that even mean?
Sam Fisher: Never mind. You're right Grim; I am old.
Sam Fisher: You weren't working for government during the Gulf War?
Anna: No. I was in tenth grade.
Sam Fisher: Oh. Right. Yuck.
Sam Fisher: Talk, but talk quietly.
Guard: I'll tell you anything. I'm the biggest coward you've ever met.
Sam Fisher: That's quite a claim.
Guard: I've already wet myself.
Sam Fisher: Well, then you've made the top ten. Where's Zherkezhi?
Guard: Somewhere at the far end. In the tea house maybe.
Sam Fisher: All right, I think it's time for you to take a nap now.
Guard: I'm such a coward. You should kill me anyway, I dont deserve to live.
Sam Fisher: You are pretty spineless, actually.
Guard: I'm so ashamed.
Sam Fisher: Morgenholt and Zherkezhi are geeks, not terrorists. (I haven't heard this in the actual game; saw it in the Memorable Quotes section.)
Mercenary 1: [scared, having just found a missile inside of a building] Uh...Tin(?)
Mercenary 2: What is it?
Mercenary 1: I found out what that beeping sound was...
Mercenary 2: [now also scared] Is it?
Mercenary 1: I don't know...
Mercenary 2: Check it!
Mercenary 1: You check it!
Mercenary 2: [extremely terrified, approaching the missile] Okay!
Mercenary 1: Easy...
Mercenary 2: Take cover!
Mercenary 1: ...I want my mommy!
Mercenary 1: Find any bugs?
Mercenary 2: Yeah! They're everywhere. Can't get rid them. It's like a damn insectarium here.
Mercenary 1: I mean microphones, stupid.
Mercenary 2: Oh, well... I looked a bit, but I didn't find any.
Mercenary 1: 'A bit'? What does that mean? Where did you look?
Mercenary 2: Uh, like... on the table and stuff!
Mercenary 1: [annoyed] You looked on the table... for microphones.
Mercenary 2: Yeah?
Mercenary 1: [sarcastic] Gee, did you find any?
Mercenary 2: Uh... no.
Mercenary 1: [sighing] Never mind, I'll look for them myself...
The last one is misquoted in the Memorable Quotes section, by the way. Gonna fix that. Wouldn't surprise me if many of the others are too.
"I'll die unless you kill me!" - Ethan Hunt
(Seoul)
Lambert: You're getting too old for this kind of work, Fisher
Sam: Don't listen to Grim. If you go by her definition of old, you'll have to issue diapers with every new pair of goggles.
Lambert: If I keep listening to you its going to be adult underpants!
LOL...cant believe no one mentioned that one so far
He says "undergarnments", but yeah, that was a good one.
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