Your favorite Chaos Theory quote
So I was looking through the "memorable quotes" for Chaos Theory, and I couldnt help but notice most of Sam's are f'ing hillarious.
Anyone have any favorites?
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If I remember right, after Sam says "...win one for the Gipper?" Grimsdotter says, "Dude... what does that even mean?!?"
LOL..... CLASSIC!!
Another one of my fave's: When the Brit is telling Sam how to unlock the vault:
"... Bob's your uncle, and you're in!"
Ummm........ Bob's your uncle??????? Is this a phrase you'd need to be from Great Brittain to get?
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Sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone.
Okay, so by saying "Play the first PC" you mean play the first Splinter Cell on PC?
Or can someone just tell me what the inside joke is, since I don't have a desktop computer and definitely don't own a PC version of the game?
Thanks!!
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Aaaaah, okay!!! Thanks!!!
shareI found the one where he says to a guard "Lets see howe tough you are when your missing an ear" pretty funny
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"Give me some intelligence, or you'll be pushing up daisies."
"I don't have any intelligence!"
"Hehe, you just called yourself stupid."
And 'Bob's your uncle' is an Australian saying, it just means 'you're good to go' or something similar.
On the Battery level, the radio playing in the sleeping quarters:
".... Andy Hardwood invites you to fill out a survey form; give them a hand, and they'll give you some WOOD!"
Sam into commlink: "This guy doesent know anything. Should I kill him?"
Commlink: "Negative! Negative!"
Sam to terrorist: "He says I should kill you"
LOL!!
I was playing that level again, today! That was priceless; the first time I played that I remember thinking, "What? Did I hear him right?..... OHHH!! He's just F-ing with him to get the info he needs."
Classic!!
one of my favs is during the mission where you have to kill Nedich. when you grab him through the paper wall sam says, "are you gonna talk, or am i gonna have to cut your throat and look for the words inside your neck" or something to that effect.
shareGuard: "... and NO GOING TO THE BATHROOM!"
Hostages: "OK, OK! We can hold it! We won't go anywhere!"
LOLZZZ. SOMETIMES THE GUARDS MAKE ME LAUGH, HAVE TO STOP PLAYING TILL I HAVE STOPPED GIGGLING. LOLZZ. SINCE THE FIRST SPLINTER CELL. I have played this 4 Parts many times then any other. May more then 100 times. You never get bored.
CALL ME SPLINTER CELL`S FREAK!!
**one time one is one, one time two is two, two times two is three.**Dig
LOL
Yeah that is really Pritty Funny-
**one time one is one, one time two is two, two times two is three.**Dig
LOL
'What's with the ninjas again? Man it's like a virus in here, everyone's talking about ninjas!'
'You should take it more seriously, I heard it was a ninja that killed Milan Nedich' lol I heard that and then at the end of the two guards' convo one of them said 'leave me alone, geek!'
'Play ball! - Simon Phoenix from Demolition Man'
Yeah one of my Fav Quote too....
\**Forgive me F@ther, for I h@ve sinnend, I keep h@vin dirty thoughts of M@rk!**/
On the beginning of the New York City level, after Sam captures a National Guardsman:
Guard: "Oh, God.... Wait.... Hey, this is a drill right?"
Sam: "Damn! Command, this guy knows it's a drill! Okay, name rank and serial number..."
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THAT'S right!!! It's been a while. Then... "Okay... name, rank and serial number!"
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I'm going through the game on Expert level, planning to ghost my way through... but I know I won't be able to resist interrogating some guards to hear what they say. I've noticed that they react/speak differently on each level of difficulty.... pretty cool!!!!
shareI have the ps2 UK version of Chaos Theory, and I want to know, if my version has the quote where Sam laughs at the guard cause he calls himself stupid or something. People say it's there but I've never found it. Anyone know?
'True Grime - Street Cleaners: Get rid of old rubbish fast!'
GUARD: I thought I was the good guy!
SAM: No, you're the side with the super secret underground base, and I'm the guy who's trying to break IN to the base which makes me the good guy.
Laugh my ASS off!!!! I love how smart-aleck Sam is!
Lmao
I must Admit this is one of those Classic Quotes that you never get bore with.
Yes Sir! I @m @ Wom@n @nd you @re History!
Sam's great! He's such a smart-ass. Reminds me of.... me!
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I laughed my Ass off, it reminds you of yourself?! Dammit in the middle of the Night ME laughin like a nut.
He is soooo great, oh wait you are so gr8 Kholmes, I bet they stole your Personality for SAM. LMAO.
But serious, I wonder what was Tom Clancy thinking the Moment he first began typing SAM FISHER.
Yes Sir! I @m @ Wom@n @nd you @re History!
I often wonder, myself, just how flippant Clancy can be in his own thoughts when he comes up with his characters. I swear, though, I am so much like Sam in his "smarmy" attitude and smart-ass remarks. I love it!!
share("Bob's your uncle" isn't an inside joke, it's just a saying. I've only heard us Brits and Australians use it though)
Awesome quote:
Guard- "You're not gonna kill me are you?"
Sam- "Only if you say 'monkey' "
[Penthouse]
Sam: Dont make me cut off one of your ears.
Guard: Go ahead! I have two.
Which guard do you grab for that one? I never heard that one before.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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He's the one who is guarding the roof. He's all alone, at the place right before the room with Dvorak. Edit: I dont think that's the exact quote. Im not too sure what Sam says, but he does say something about cutting off the guards ear. And I know for a fact the guard says "Go ahead. I have two."
"If this bastard kills me I will kick his *beep* ass!"
-Corporal Michael Picoli
Cool thanks.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Mitch Hedberg
on the battery level at the beginning
'Tell me something useful and I won't stuff your corpse inside one of these giant crates'
'Arh, the door code, to the offices is 1879'
'What? That's it? No resistance no whining?'
'You're the one with the knife'
'Alright, well thanks for your time then'
anyone interrogated the Korean guy on the Seoul level that usually gets killed by the South Korean? He works on a truck, he's really funny like when he says to Fisher
'You smell like milk and cookies!'
'True Grime - Street Cleaners: Get rid of old rubbish fast!'
Jeez, dude, I just came across that last night, myself!! LOL!!
I had to try stunning the other dude a few times before the soon-to-be-dead guy was left alive and I could interrogate him. I love it!
Sam: "Ever hear of road-side assistance?"
Soldier: "Take your road-side assistance and shove it up your... uhhh!" And, "I hate you... American pig!"
"I found the one where he says to a guard "Lets see howe tough you are when your missing an ear" pretty funny "...
Actually Sam goes something like: "Faisty one. How about I cut one of your ears off, see how tough you are then?",and the guard replies:"Go ahead, I have two." :)
This game and the series as a whole is huge in memorable quates, largley thanks to Michael Ironside IMO. here's just a few that made me piss my pants...
In the Hokkaido level, when sam interrogates the first guard he goes: "I'm such a coward, I already wet myself", and sam says": Well, then you made the top ten."
In the Bank level after Sam grabs the bearer bonds from the vault he goes: "Lambert, now that I have 50 million dollars I think it's time to talk about that raise again."
At some point of the game when he interrogates one of the guards with the knife to his throat he says to him: "Pick a number between one and ten", and the guard says something like "Umm, ohh crap... six, no no! seven" and Sam goes: "Lucky guess. Now tell me something important or we play another round."
"They speak English in What?"