Well, my legless fruit, stick around 'cos in five years time nobody will even recall S Club 8, apart from at those crappy discos years from now when they put on cringeworthy records from the 00's. Also, go up to anybody in the street and ask them to name an individual member from this illustrious band. I bet you a shiny new penny they won't have a clue what you're talking about, before giving you a strange look and running away like the clappers.
Besides, just because you're famous doesn't mean you're inferior to everyone else. Do you know Chico from the X factor? Do you think you are a worse person than that goon because you haven't had a No 1 single? No? Well then, you finally understand my point. Now get lost, and watch I Dream to your heart's content. Followed by Hollyoaks, Neighbours, Home & Away, Emmerdale...
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